"He died young."
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history, historical, egypt, ancient, ancient egypt, egyptian, pyramids, giza, pyramid, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, death, dead, young, youth, died young, age, ages, child, children, kid, kids, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, small, tiny, mini, tourist, tourists, tourism, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
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elephant, elephants, never forget, never forgets, sticky note, sticky notes, note, notes, reminder, reminders, forget, forgetful, memory, forgetfulness, age, ages, ageing, aging, dementia, alzheimers, alzheimer's, note, notes, bad memory, bad memories, flake, flakes, flaky, flaking"Welcome to the after-party."
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hell, hellish, underworld, the underworld, death, dead, dying, devil, devils, demon, demons, the devil, religion, religious, religious imagery, imagery, christian, christian ideals, party, parties, after party, after-party, age, ageing, aged, play on words, word play, word-play, afterlife, after life, sins, consequences, vice, vices"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."
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art, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, model, models, modeling, age, aging, aged, growing old, growing older, aging model, aging models, old age, job security, h.r., hr, sack, sacked, fire, firing, fired, terminated, retire, retiring, retired, layoff, layoffs, laid-off, lay off, lay offs, collaboration, collaborator, collaborators, discharge, discharged, let go, letting go"I'd just like to know what in hell is happening, that's all! I'd like to know what in hell is happening! Do you know what in hell is happening?"
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angry, anger, temper, age, disappointment, disappointed, confused, angered, angers, old, retirement, newspapers, news, headlines, controversy, controversial, confusion, disbelief, outrage, outraged, old age, grandparent, grumpy, tetchy, testy, irritable, irritatedA man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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age, obit, obits, obituary, obituaries, dead, dying, die, dies, mortality, mortal, mortals, long life, long lives, short life, short lives, compare, compares, feel your age, feeling your age, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, comparison, comparisons, insecure, insecurity, insecuritiesOld Psychics' Home
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nursing home, nursing homes, esp, psychic, old, old age, age, ages, aging, ageing, blizzard, blizzards, snow, snowing, snowed, snowy, snow storm, snow storms, weather, fortune teller, fortune tellers, pseudo science, history, blizzard of 78, future"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
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mirror, mirrors, appearance, appearances, vain, vanity, age, ages, ageing, aging, wrinkle, wrinkles, nemesis, nemeses, middle age, old age, aging gracefully, ageing gracefully, resent, resents, resenting, resentment, resentments, reflection, reflections, reflecting, magic mirror, magic mirrors, crow's feet, crows feet, aging line, aging lines, ageing line, ageing lines, frustration, father time, mother nature"Basically, we're all trying to say the same thing."
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clock, clocks, watch, watches, time, age, analogue, analog, digital, hand, hands, minute, hour, hourglass, hourglasses, sandglass, sandglasses, sand clock, sand clocks, head, heads, same, technology, progress, innovation, invention, inventions, face, faces, timer, timers, keeping time"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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jim carrey, immature, immaturity, juvenile, humor, humour, sense of humor, sense of humour, sophomoric, slapstick, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, grow up, grows up, growing up, adult, comedian, comedians, comedy, comedies, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, washed-up"What's the big deal? When I was in the war, damn near everybody wore khakis!"
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fashion, fashions, fashionable, unfashionable, fashion faux pas, old fashioned, out of fashion, khaki, khakis, khaki pants, pants, trousers, short, shorts, combat shorts, back in my day, magazine, magazines, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, style, stylish, out of style, clothes, clothing, menswear, mens wear, men's wear, mens fashion, men's fashion, mens clothes, men's clothes, mens clothing, men's clothing, what to wear, marriage, married, married life, age, aging, getting older, growing old"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
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old age, age, ageing, aged, retired, retirement, little old lady, old lady, crystal, crystal ball, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, mystic, mystics, psychic, psychics, seance, commune, communicate, occult, occult arts, fortune, future, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, spirit world, spirit realm, wife, wives, flirt, memory, remember, remembered, remembering, memories, youth"Take some identification with you in case you die."
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dark, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, gallows humour, gallows humor, dead, deadpan, cycling, cycle, bicycle, bike, biking, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, cyclist humor, cyclist humour, id, identification, identity, id card, proof of identity, old age, old, age, elderly, exercise, exercising, middle age, middle aged, middle ages, mid life crisis, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, death, dead, died, dying, die, marriage, married, married lifeThe Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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life, stage of life, stages of life, sleepy, sleepiness, infant, infants, infancy, childhood, child, kid, kids, grow up, grows up, growing up, teen, teens, teenager, young adults, adult, adults, adulthood, grown up, middle age, middle aged, senior, senior citizen, senior citizens, chronicle, chronicles, stage, stages, age, ages, ageing, aging"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."
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date, dates, dating, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, sugar baby, sugar babies, gold digger, gold diggers, love, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, old age, old man, old men, old people, age, ageing, aging, retire, retired, retirement, dying, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
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replacement, hip replacement, robot, robots, bits and bobs, trash, garage sale, yard sale, replaced, replace, upgrade, upgrades, prosthetic, prosthetics, amputees, prosthesis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, hip, hips, joint, joints, arthritis, growing old, older, age, aged, ageing"Any experience?"
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employment, employ, employed, employer, cv, c v, resume, resumes, resume skills, c v skills, cv skills, interview, interviewee, interviews, interview skills, recruit, recruitment, business, office, offices, hr, h r, human resources, old, older, elderly, old man, experience, experienced, age, ageism, old age, working age, retire, retired, retirement age, retirement"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
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animal, animals, dog, dogs, talking dog, talking dogs, pet, pets, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, pub, pubs, restaurant, restaurants, drinking, alcohol, drink, identification, id, i.d., id card, id cards, i.d.card, i.d. cards, id check, i.d. check, check, checking, birthdate, birth date, dog year, dog years, age, of age, old age, old, adult, adults, age of majority, drinking age, legal age, legal drinking age, id'd, modern life, regulations, laws, drinking laws, driver's license, driver's licence, driving licence, driver licence"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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resolution, resolutions, new year, new year's, new years resolution, new years resolutions, impact, make an impact, making an impact, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, value, life, lives, evaluate, self-worth, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, depression, depressed, depressing, anxiety, anxieties, birthday, birthdays, elderlyThird-Degree White Belt
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karate, taekwondo, martial arts, white belt, family line, generation, generations, hometown, hometowns, ancestry, ancestors, ancestor, old, old people, age, aging, ageing, miami, beach, beaches, florida, snow bird, snow birds, black belt, grandparents, grandparent, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmothers, retire, retired, retirement, pensioner, pensioners"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"
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throw your back out, throwing your back out, grow old, grows old, growing old, age, ages, aging, ageing, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, play, plays, playing, back problem, back problems, back spasm, back spasms, health problem, health problems, spine, spines