"What about you, Walter – how do you feel about same-age marriage?"
"Wilt thou really have this man to be thy wedded husband?"
"I'm not as old or as young as you think I am."
"How appropriate is that—she's a hundred and twenty years his junior."
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"In my ad, I lied about my age."
"Really, Karen! He's old enough to be your husband."
"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."
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"Doesn't he seem a little old for her?"
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"I suppose Beavis and Butt-head are the Ren and Stimpy of our time."
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"We invented your hair."
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"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"
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"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."
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"You better get used to all of me, because you'll never get half."
"Ah, to be young again."
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"I think older women with younger men threatens all the right people."
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"When I was your age, our nannies had to carry backpacks."
"If I weren't a living fossil I could go for you."
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"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."
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"I love how there are still these little pockets of the eighties."
"So, ... when I'm forty, you'll be what, .... a hundred and seventy?"
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"Nothing happens next. This is it."
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"Your mother and I think he's very nice, dear, but isn't he just a little bit old?"
"Apparently that's his new little laptop."
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"He's really awfully attractive, for twenty-eight."
"How old is a Major?"
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