"Welcome to the after-party."
Tags:hell, hellish, underworld, the underworld, death, dead, dying, devil, devils, demon, demons, the devil, religion, religious, religious imagery, imagery, christian, christian ideals, party, parties, after party, after-party, age, ageing, aged, play on words, word play, word-play, afterlife, after life, sins, sinner, sinners, consequences, vice, vices
"He hasn't the heart to discharge her. She's been with him for years."
Tags:art, artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, model, models, modeling, age, aging, aged, growing old, growing older, aging model, aging models, old age, job security, h.r., hr, sack, sacked, fire, firing, fired, terminated, retire, retiring, retired, layoff, layoffs, laid-off, lay off, lay offs, collaboration, collaborator, collaborators, discharge, discharged, let go, letting go
"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
Tags:old age, age, ageing, aged, retired, retirement, little old lady, old lady, crystal, crystal ball, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, mystic, mystics, psychic, psychics, seance, commune, communicate, occult, occult arts, fortune, future, ghost, ghosts, spirit, spirits, spirit world, spirit realm, wife, wives, flirt, memory, remember, remembered, remembering, memories, youth
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
Tags:replacement, hip replacement, robot, robots, bits and bobs, trash, garage sale, yard sale, replaced, replace, upgrade, upgrades, prosthetic, prosthetics, amputees, prosthesis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, hip, hips, joint, joints, arthritis, growing old, older, age, aged, ageing
"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
Tags:aging, ageing, aged, growing, growing old, growing older, retirement, old man, old men, retiring, retires, retired, retiree, ugly, ugliness, change, changes, changing, posture, good posture, bad posture, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, married life, marriage, married, couple, couples, old married couple, bicker, bickering, insult, insulted, i told you so, hate to say i told you so, wife, wives, mean
David Blaine, Age 60
Tags:david blaine, magic, magician, magicians, magical, illusion, illusions, endurance, enduring, endure, cot, old age, growing, old, aging, aged, guest, guests, uncomfortable, uncomfy, painful, pain, pains, irritate, irritating, guest cot, staying over, entertain, boring, unimpressive, unimpressed, stunt, stunts, ice block, ice blocks, endurance, endurance test, endurance tests, mattress, mattresses, lump, lumps, lumpy
"Somehow, in all the confusion, I aged."
"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
Tags:age, ageing, aged, ages, painting, paint, paints, painter, painters, history, historical, reality, realities, realism, realistic, beauty, beautiful, gorgeous, youth, youthful, youthfulness, canvas, old men, old man, creep, creepy, portrait, portraits, portraiture, art, arts, artistic, artistically, women, woman, muse, muses, ornate, class, upper class, high society
"You got better-looking as you got older—up to a point."
Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!
Tags:age, aged, aging, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, mid-life, mid life, midlife, magazine, mag, magazines, represent, represented, representation, representing, media, media representation, under represented, under, under representation, fearmongering, fear mongering, fear-mongering, scare mongering, scaremongering, scare-mongering, harsh, harsh truths, hard truths, growing, growing old, old, oldness, feeling old, feeling older, men, women, man, woman
The Three Graces
Tags:virtue, virtues, virtuous, age, aging, growing old, middle age, middle-age, faith, hope, charity, graces, christian, christians, three graces, uncharitable, excited, aged, modern-life, magazine, magazine, bitter, bitterness, progress, progresses, life, jaded, unimpressed, thinking, thoughts, daughter of zeus, daughters of zeus
"Not just a wheel, Trog, but a wheel of aged Parmigiano Reggiano!"
Before and After.
"From Zero To Sixty In What Seems Like Eight Seconds Flat."
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, car, cars, catchphrase, ad, ads, advertisements, time, time passes, fast, fleeting
"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."
Tags:college, college grad, graduate, graduation, congratulations, congrats, inferiority complex, inferior, inferiority, university, alumni, alunmus, news, success, reunion, successful, impostor, impostor syndrome, magazine, magazines, superiority, superior, regret, regrets, regretting, modern, modern life, self assured, self assurance, self-assured, self-assurance, modern life, married, married life, age, ageing, aged, mid life, mid-life, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis
"Marie, are you still driving?"
Tags:car, cars, accident, accidents, drive, drives, driver, drivers, driving, driving license, license, licensed, points, clean license, age, ageing, aged, ageing gracefully, elder, elderly, old man, old lady, old woman, growing old, upside down, crash, crashed, nonchalant, nonchalance, indifferent, indifference, safe, safety, safe to drive
"I'm not losing my memory. I'm living in the now."
Tags:married, married life, marriage, old married couple, age, aged, ageing, ages, old, older, elderly, old age, old people, memory, memories, remember, remembered, miss-remembered, can't remember, bad memory, memory loss, husband, husbands, excuse, excuses, wives, wife, couple, couples, romance, romantic, pretentious, spin, spinning, live in the now, living in the now
Welcome to ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? Theatre
Tags:theatre, theater, theatres, theaters, theatrics, theatrical, script, scripts, scripting, screenwriting, screen writer, scriptwriting, scriptwriter, script writer, script writers, writing, writer, you should be writing, play, plays, show, shows, ennui, innui, dread, existential dread, anxiety, anxious, panic, panicked, panicking, emotion, emotions, worry, worried, old age, middle age, middle aged, middle-age, middle-aged, ageing, age, aged, marriage, married, married life, couple, couples, companionship
"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."
"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"
"Seventy-five isn't the new anything."
"Last time I saw you, you were just a baby."
Tags:party, parties, wholesome, nice, sweet, commiseration, commiserations, sympathy, sympathies, new year, father time, time, time goes by, happy new year, age, ageing, aged, ages, sweet, parental, paternal, death, dead, die, dies, dying, grim, grim reaper, reapers, reaper, creepy, scythe, scythes, soul, souls, eternal soul, underworld, religion, religious, religious imagery, modern, modern life
"Yes! Paul nails the Edna Vault!"
Tags:old, older, old age, age, aged, ageing, retiree, retired, retiring, retirement, vault, vaulting, vaulted, gymnast, gymnastics, gymnastically, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, crises, married life, marriage, married, old married couple, couple, couples, love, loving, goofing, goofy, goofing off, have fun, having fun together, fun
Rollerblading Grandmother "Assisted" By Helpful Young Boy
Tags:scout, scouting, help, helpful, more than he bargained for, bargained for, more than he could chew, old age, ageing, age, aged, nanny, grandma, older, old, fitness, rollerskates, rollerskate, rollerblade, rollerblades, roller skates, roller skate, roller blade, roller blades, speed, speedy, fast, crossing, crosswalk, cross-walk, cross walk, kid, kids, child
Tags:midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, crisis, choice, choices, choosing, choose, chooses, ageing, age, aged, growing, growing older, growing old, retire, retired, retiring, retirement, crises, personal, problem, problems, it's the little things, little things