"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."
"Remember when everything used to be so nice and solid?"
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"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
"Welcome to the after-party."
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"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."
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A man reads the obituary and compares his age to the deceased.
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Old Psychics' Home
Inside One's Memory Bank
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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
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"I just want to fill out my t-shirt with a bit more authority."
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Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years
"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"
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"Just say Stamboat Bluffs Oktoberfest, 1953. He'll know who it is."
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"When I actually was this age, I didn't have much facial expression anyway."
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Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.
The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."
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"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
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An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street
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Man and a woman sit in a living room; a sign on the wall behind them reads "100% Recycled Conversation".
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"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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"I figured you'd end up looking like that."
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