Agent Cartoons

Snow White and her Seven people.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC124984
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3006x3763 pixels (unwatermarked)
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snow white, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stylist, stylists, agent, agents, lawyer, lawyers, publicist, publicists, life coach, life coaches, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, pas, accountant, accountants, royal, royals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, entourage, entourages

"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC121768
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5000x3860 pixels (unwatermarked)
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murder, murders, murderer, murderers, shoot, shot, shots, shooting, shootings, crime, crimes, criminal, business man, business men, attorney, attorneys, publicist, manager, managers, agent, agents, actor, actors, death, deaths, kill, killing, smoking gun, guilty, hollywood, la, l.a.

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC38865
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2381x2566 pixels (unwatermarked)
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airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC29324
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2112x1903 pixels (unwatermarked)
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law, lawyers, lawyers, prison, prisoner, prisoners, prisons, convict, convicts, sentence, sentences, movie, movies, deal, deals, artistic, law, laws, attorney, attorneys, entertainment, film, films, business, businesses, selling, story, stories, documentary, documentaries, defense attorney, agent, agents, agency

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC125152
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4081x3168 pixels (unwatermarked)
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kaiju, kaijus, movie monster, movie monsters, monster, monsters, branch out, branches out, branching out, actor, actors, agent, agents, hollywood, audience expectation, audience expectations, romantic comedy, romantic comedies, villain, villains, hero, heroes, heroic, movie studio, movie studios, limit, limited, limiting, constrict, constricts, constricting

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC122127
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5000x3182 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hollywood, creative, creatives, compromise, compromising, management, managing, compose, composers, word play, play on words, producer, producers, executive, executives, executive, manage, managers, agent, agents, businesses, expert, experts, cynical, upstart, upstarts

Going to Hell?

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC34925
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2359x1570 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hell, underworld, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepares, leaflet, leaflets, pamphlet, pamphlets, flyer, flyers, advice, advise, advising, advises, preparations, preparation, hells, devil, devils, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, after-lives, christianity, religion, relgions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, agent, agents, travel agent, travel agents

"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC122257
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5000x3950 pixels (unwatermarked)
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my people, native american, native americans, native-american, native-americans, american indian, american-indians, hollywood, hollywood culture, actor, actors, actress, actresses, cowboy, cowboys, confusing, confused, play on words, double meaning, word play, your people, western, westerns, agent, agents, team, teams, jargon, hollywood jargon, filming, recording

"Stan baby, Dave baby here."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC38412
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3495x2470 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business, office, communication, businessman, businessmen, schmooze, schmoozes, schmoozing, schmoozer, schmoozers, disingenuous, disingenuousness, agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, slick, slick character, slick characters, phone call, phone calls, pet name, pet names, mankoff

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC41525
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1869x1933 pixels (unwatermarked)
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t-ball, tee ball, free agent, free agents, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, trade, trades, trading, wantaway, wantaways, want away, want aways, little league, ambitious, ambition, ambitions, ambitiousness, agent, sports agent, sports agents, sports, another team, another teams, baseball team, baseball teams

"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC135883
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2926x2405 pixels (unwatermarked)
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writer's block, writers block, muse, muses, dog, dogs, pet, pets, disrespect, disrespectful, insecurity, insecurities, out of work, flash in the pan, respect, slipper, slippers, chore, chores, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, publisher, publishers, agent, agents, literary agent, literary agents

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC121795
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2000x2311 pixels (unwatermarked)
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king, kings, ruler, rulers, sovereign, sovereign, monarch, monarchy, royal, royalty, kingdom, kingdoms, throne, thrones, castle, castles, palace, palaces, advisor, advisors, adviser, advisers, buy, sell, rent, let, lease, real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agent, property agents, property agency, property agencies, property, properties, agent, agents, agencies, agency, land, million, millions, higher, price, prices, advice, advise, house, houses, home, homes, selling, buying, selling a home, selling a house

"And it's close to the subway."

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
Search ID:
CC120078
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2000x2674 pixels (unwatermarked)
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agencies, real estate agency, property, properties, property agent, property agents, property agencies, property agency, rent, let, agent, agents, agency, agencies, company, companies, buy, sell, buyer, buyers, tenant, tenants, potential, viewing, viewings, showing, showings, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, close to, subway, underground, metro, tube, new york, ny, city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, walking distance, platform, platforms, train, trains, station, stations, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, direct access, close, near

"As you know, Ed, my pockets are considerably deeper than yours. Therefore, in addition to my share I'll be needing a percentage of yours."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC29218
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2193x2072 pixels (unwatermarked)
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deep pocket, deep pockets, percentage, percentages, take a percentage, takes a percentage, taking a percentage, agent, agents, deep pockets, lining your pockets, cut, cuts, take a cut, takes a cut, taking a cut, literary agent, literary agents, actor, actors, acting, pay, pays, payment, payments, fee, fees, outrageous, expensive, costly, creative, creatives, creativity

Landing That Tough Account

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC60372
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1912x2179 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sales, salesman, salesmen, business lunch, business lunches, hospitality, corporate hospitality, corporate entertaining, lunch, dogs, dog food, dog, dogs dinner, sacrifice, sales pitch, sales pitches, bribes, bribe, agents, agent, pet food

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC38950
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1941x1388 pixels (unwatermarked)
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singer, singers, sing, song, songs, songwriter, songwriters, music, musician, musicians, old age, old people, old man, old man, age, ages, aging, ageing, entertainment, hype, music business, show business, guitar, guitarist, guitarists, performer, performers, hollywood, record label, record labels, agent, agents, manager, managers

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
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CC30337
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2190x1647 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dance, dances, dancing, dancer, dancers, muse, muses, ancient greece, ancient rome, greek, greeks, greek tragedy, greek tragedies, myth, myths, mythology, mythological being, mythological beings, agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, publicity, pr, public relations

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."

Artist:
Byrnes, Pat
Search ID:
CC40926
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1937x1841 pixels (unwatermarked)
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actor, actors, actress, actresses, acting, callback, callbacks, agent, agents, agency, agencies, manager, managers, talent agent, talent agents, talent agency, talent agencies, booking agent, booking agents, booking agency, booking agencies, competition, competitive, no chance, negative thinking, pessimism, pessimistic, pessimist, pessimists, audition, auditions, auditioning

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX301026
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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actor, actors, performer, performers, talent agent, talent agents, talent agency, talent agencies, talent manager, talent managers, money, greed, greedy, commission, fee, fees, changing positions, changing roles, agent, agents, manager, managers, hollywood, beverly hills, modern life, entertainment industry

The Agents of the Round Table

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC129490
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3000x2359 pixels (unwatermarked)
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royal, royalty, monarch, monarchy, knights, knighthood, agent, agency, agents, king arthur, princess, princesses, obscurity, unknown, rescue, rescued, save, saved, saving, dramatic, drama, pr, public relations, meeting, meetings, press conference, press, publicity, fame, famous, public figure, attention, attention needy, promotion, promoters, promoter

Meet the Author and his Agent

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC37730
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2417x1722 pixels (unwatermarked)
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agent, agents, publishing, publisher, publishers, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, stereotype, stereotypes, signing, signings, book signing, book signings, meet the author, publicity, publicising, creatives, modern life, modern times

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC32645
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2360x1777 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hollywood, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, vain, vanity, show business, show biz, showbusiness, talent agent, talent agents, actor, actors, star, stars, movie, movies, producer, producers, film, films, agent, agents

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX302838
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriend, girlfriends, dating, dates, date, first date, blind date, press kit, press kits, publicity, publicist, publicists, publicity agent, publicity agents, pr person, pr agency, pr agencies, marketing, agent, agencies, cyber dating, cyber dates, bad first date, bad first dates, bad date, bad dates, boring, boredom, bored, dating life, dating realities, dating troubles

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC145165
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4148x3379 pixels (unwatermarked)
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airport, airports, flying, air travel, travel, tourism, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, travelling, traveling, screening, screenings, security screening, security screenings, security, protection, safety, scanner, scanners, metal detector, metal detectors, detector, detectors, officer, officers, agent, agents, tsa, t.s.a., transportation security administration, department of homeland security, red carpet, red carpets, vip, v.i.p, very important person, vips, v.i.p.s, famous, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, fame, hollywood

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC132643
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5776x3804 pixels (unwatermarked)
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manager, managers, management, supervisor, supervisors, editor, edit, edits, editing, editors, agent, agents, claim, claims, request, unreasonable, unreasonable requests, unreasonable request, publishing, publisher, publishers, writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, critic, trend, trends, trending, trendy, 3d, 3-d