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Agent Cartoons
Agent cartoon 1 of 103
"He's Richard Gere without the principles."
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movie star, movie stars, agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, richard gere, principles, principled, actor, actors, acting, filmmaker, filmmakers, filmmaking, niche, niches, cast, casts, casting agent, casting agents, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, film star, film stars, representative, representatives, representation, selling point, selling pointsAgent cartoon 2 of 103
"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
Agent cartoon 3 of 103
Jaws phones his agent.
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agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, shark, sharks, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, dying career, dying careers, restart, restarts, comeback, comebacks, little mermaid, blockbuster, blockbusters, aging movie star, ageing movie stars, long in the tooth, out of fashion, opportunity, career opportunity, career opportunities, hollywood, hollywood industry, rep, reps, representative, representatives, personal representativeAgent cartoon 4 of 103
Lunch Broker
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investingAgent cartoon 5 of 103
"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cinema, cinemas, producer, producers, production, productions, movie, movies, film, films, screenwriter, screenwriters, scriptwriter, scriptwriters, creative control, creativity, agent, agents, showbusiness, show business, show biz, script approval, profit, profitsAgent cartoon 6 of 103
"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
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hollywood, creative, creatives, compromise, compromising, management, managing, compose, composers, word play, play on words, producer, producers, executive, executives, executive, manage, managers, agent, agents, businesses, expert, experts, cynical, upstart, upstartsAgent cartoon 7 of 103
"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
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kaiju, kaijus, movie monster, movie monsters, monster, monsters, branch out, branches out, branching out, actor, actors, agent, agents, hollywood, audience expectation, audience expectations, romantic comedy, romantic comedies, villain, villains, hero, heroes, heroic, movie studio, movie studios, limit, limited, limiting, constrict, constricts, constrictingAgent cartoon 8 of 103
"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"
Agent cartoon 9 of 103
"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"
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my people, native american, native americans, native-american, native-americans, american indian, american-indians, hollywood, hollywood culture, actor, actors, actress, actresses, cowboy, cowboys, confusing, confused, play on words, double meaning, word play, your people, western, westerns, agent, agents, team, teams, jargon, hollywood jargon, filming, recordingAgent cartoon 10 of 103
Snow White and her Seven people.
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snow white, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stylist, stylists, agent, agents, lawyer, lawyers, publicist, publicists, life coach, life coaches, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, pas, accountant, accountants, royal, royals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, entourage, entouragesAgent cartoon 11 of 103
"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."
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law, lawyers, lawyers, prison, prisoner, prisoners, prisons, convict, convicts, sentence, sentences, movie, movies, deal, deals, artistic, law, laws, attorney, attorneys, entertainment, film, films, business, businesses, selling, story, stories, documentary, documentaries, defense attorney, agent, agents, agencyAgent cartoon 12 of 103
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorismAgent cartoon 13 of 103
Never Worked in This Town Again
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beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, poverty, employment, unemployed, unemployment, la, l.a., los angeles, hollywood, actor, actors, acting, you'll never work in this town again, entertainment industry, film industry, movie industry, cliche, cliches, producer, producers, director, directors, writer, writers, film studio, film studios, studio executive, studio executives, agent, agents, talent agent, talent agents, talent manager, talent managers, publicist, publicistsAgent cartoon 14 of 103
"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
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publicist, publicists, writer, writers, author, authors, book, books, book signing, book signings, signing, signings, bad publicist, bad publicists, marketing, advertising, publicity agent, publicity agents, agent, agents, publicity agency, publicity agencies, pr person, pr agency, pr agencies, public relations, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book store, book, stores, book shop, book shops, bookseller, booksellers, book seller, book sellersAgent cartoon 15 of 103
"Your Gap ad will come."
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ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, clothing ad, clothing ads, clothing advert, clothing adverts, agent, agents, actor, actors, failed actor, failed actors, high hopes, low expectations, lowered expectations, advertising industry, acting job, acting jobs, ambition, ambitionsAgent cartoon 16 of 103
Going to Hell?
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hell, underworld, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepares, leaflet, leaflets, pamphlet, pamphlets, flyer, flyers, advice, advise, advising, advises, preparations, preparation, hells, devil, devils, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, after-lives, christianity, religion, relgions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, agent, agents, travel agent, travel agentsAgent cartoon 17 of 103
"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
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agent, agents, sports agent, sports agents, percentage, percentages, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, representative, representatives, greed, greedy, greediness, give it your all, giving it your all, effort, efforts, money, 110%, fee, fees, bilk, bilks, bilking, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, surcharge, surcharges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden cost, hidden costsAgent cartoon 18 of 103
"And it's close to the subway."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agencies, real estate agency, property, properties, property agent, property agents, property agencies, property agency, rent, let, agent, agents, agency, agencies, company, companies, buy, sell, buyer, buyers, tenant, tenants, potential, viewing, viewings, showing, showings, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, close to, subway, underground, metro, tube, new york, ny, city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, walking distance, platform, platforms, train, trains, station, stations, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, direct access, close, nearAgent cartoon 19 of 103
"I fear there are only so many bamboo metaphors the average reader can tolerate."
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interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewee, interview skills, interview skill, get hired, hired, hiree, hiring, hires, new hire, new hires, panda, pandas, talking animal, talking animals, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, working world, work, world of work, editorial, editor, editors, censor, censorship, metaphor, metaphors, puns, pun, overused, overuse, over used, over use, bamboo, bamboo joke, panda, pandas, cute, cute animals, manuscript, manuscripts, agent, agents, rejection, reject, rejected, book, books, bookish, book worm, book wormsAgent cartoon 20 of 103
"His Majesty's lawyer will see you now, followed by His Majesty's agent, after which His Majesty the King will, if all goes well, see you."
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guard dog, guard dogs, guard-dog, guard-dogs, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, king, kings, corporate culture, agent, agents, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, pecking order, pecking orders, throne room, throne rooms, corporate ladderAgent cartoon 21 of 103
Meet the Author and his Agent
Agent cartoon 22 of 103
Store for Lease - Rodeo Drive
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rodeo drive, rodeo dr, real estate, consumer, consumers, consumerism, agent, agents, shopping, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, marketing, selling, buying, leasing, renting, rent, lease, buy, store, stores, hollywood, california, los angeles, la, beverly hills, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebritiesAgent cartoon 23 of 103
Landing That Tough Account
Agent cartoon 24 of 103
Herman Melville Wonders If His Agent Has Oversold Spinoffs from "Moby Dick"
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moby dick, melville, herman melville, spinoff, spinoffs, agent, agents, paraphernalia, book, books, literary agent, literary agents, marketing, consumer, consumers, consumerism, sellout, sellouts, sell out, selling out, sell outs, sold out, worry, worries, worrying, art, paranoid, paranoia, author, authors, writer, writers, tchotchke, tchotchkes, tie-in, tie-ins, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmicksAgent cartoon 25 of 103
"I can't stop conducting random security checks."
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therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, patient, patients, security, security guard, security guards, tsa, tsa agents, tsa agent, fbi, f.b.i., agent, agents, confession, confess, work life balance, brining work home, workaholic, workaholics, workaholismMore cartoons with the keyword 'agent'