"He's Richard Gere without the principles."
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movie star, movie stars, agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, richard gere, principles, principled, actor, actors, acting, filmmaker, filmmakers, filmmaking, niche, niches, cast, casts, casting agent, casting agents, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, film star, film stars, representative, representatives, representation, selling point, selling points"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
Jaws phones his agent.
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agent, agents, hollywood agent, hollywood agents, shark, sharks, monster, monsters, monster movie, monster movies, dying career, dying careers, restart, restarts, comeback, comebacks, little mermaid, blockbuster, blockbusters, aging movie star, ageing movie stars, long in the tooth, out of fashion, opportunity, career opportunity, career opportunities, hollywood, hollywood industry, rep, reps, representative, representatives, personal representativeLunch Broker
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, lunch, lunches, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommending, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, suggesting, advice, advising, broker, brokers, offer, offers, sale, hungry, hunger, veal parmesan, chicken cacciatore, agent, agents, dealer, dealers, finances, financial, money, investment, investments, investing"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cinema, cinemas, producer, producers, production, productions, movie, movies, film, films, screenwriter, screenwriters, scriptwriter, scriptwriters, creative control, creativity, agent, agents, showbusiness, show business, show biz, script approval, profit, profits"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
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hollywood, creative, creatives, compromise, compromising, management, managing, compose, composers, word play, play on words, producer, producers, executive, executives, executive, manage, managers, agent, agents, businesses, expert, experts, cynical, upstart, upstarts"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
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kaiju, kaijus, movie monster, movie monsters, monster, monsters, branch out, branches out, branching out, actor, actors, agent, agents, hollywood, audience expectation, audience expectations, romantic comedy, romantic comedies, villain, villains, hero, heroes, heroic, movie studio, movie studios, limit, limited, limiting, constrict, constricts, constricting"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"
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my people, native american, native americans, native-american, native-americans, american indian, american-indians, hollywood, hollywood culture, actor, actors, actress, actresses, cowboy, cowboys, confusing, confused, play on words, double meaning, word play, your people, western, westerns, agent, agents, team, teams, jargon, hollywood jargon, filming, recordingSnow White and her Seven people.
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snow white, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, stylist, stylists, agent, agents, lawyer, lawyers, publicist, publicists, life coach, life coaches, personal assistant, personal assistants, pa, pas, accountant, accountants, royal, royals, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebrities, entourage, entourages"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."
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law, lawyers, lawyers, prison, prisoner, prisoners, prisons, convict, convicts, sentence, sentences, movie, movies, deal, deals, artistic, law, laws, attorney, attorneys, entertainment, film, films, business, businesses, selling, story, stories, documentary, documentaries, defense attorney, agent, agents, agency"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorismNever Worked in This Town Again
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beggar, beggars, begging, bum, bums, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, street person, street people, homeless, homelessness, living on the street, money, donation, donations, charity, poverty, employment, unemployed, unemployment, la, l.a., los angeles, hollywood, actor, actors, acting, you'll never work in this town again, entertainment industry, film industry, movie industry, cliche, cliches, producer, producers, director, directors, writer, writers, film studio, film studios, studio executive, studio executives, agent, agents, talent agent, talent agents, talent manager, talent managers, publicist, publicists"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
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publicist, publicists, writer, writers, author, authors, book, books, book signing, book signings, signing, signings, bad publicist, bad publicists, marketing, advertising, publicity agent, publicity agents, agent, agents, publicity agency, publicity agencies, pr person, pr agency, pr agencies, public relations, desert, deserts, middle of nowhere, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book store, book, stores, book shop, book shops, bookseller, booksellers, book seller, book sellers"Your Gap ad will come."
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ad, ads, advert, adverts, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, clothing ad, clothing ads, clothing advert, clothing adverts, agent, agents, actor, actors, failed actor, failed actors, high hopes, low expectations, lowered expectations, advertising industry, acting job, acting jobs, ambition, ambitionsGoing to Hell?
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hell, underworld, prepare, prepared, preparing, prepares, leaflet, leaflets, pamphlet, pamphlets, flyer, flyers, advice, advise, advising, advises, preparations, preparation, hells, devil, devils, afterlife, after-life, afterlives, after-lives, christianity, religion, relgions, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, agent, agents, travel agent, travel agents"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
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agent, agents, sports agent, sports agents, percentage, percentages, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, player, players, representative, representatives, greed, greedy, greediness, give it your all, giving it your all, effort, efforts, money, 110%, fee, fees, bilk, bilks, bilking, overcharge, overcharges, overcharging, surcharge, surcharges, hidden fee, hidden fees, hidden cost, hidden costs"And it's close to the subway."
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real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agencies, real estate agency, property, properties, property agent, property agents, property agencies, property agency, rent, let, agent, agents, agency, agencies, company, companies, buy, sell, buyer, buyers, tenant, tenants, potential, viewing, viewings, showing, showings, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, close to, subway, underground, metro, tube, new york, ny, city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, walking distance, platform, platforms, train, trains, station, stations, commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, direct access, close, near"I fear there are only so many bamboo metaphors the average reader can tolerate."
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interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewee, interview skills, interview skill, get hired, hired, hiree, hiring, hires, new hire, new hires, panda, pandas, talking animal, talking animals, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, working world, work, world of work, editorial, editor, editors, censor, censorship, metaphor, metaphors, puns, pun, overused, overuse, over used, over use, bamboo, bamboo joke, panda, pandas, cute, cute animals, manuscript, manuscripts, agent, agents, rejection, reject, rejected, book, books, bookish, book worm, book worms"His Majesty's lawyer will see you now, followed by His Majesty's agent, after which His Majesty the King will, if all goes well, see you."
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guard dog, guard dogs, guard-dog, guard-dogs, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, king, kings, corporate culture, agent, agents, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, royal, royals, pecking order, pecking orders, throne room, throne rooms, corporate ladderStore for Lease - Rodeo Drive
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rodeo drive, rodeo dr, real estate, consumer, consumers, consumerism, agent, agents, shopping, advertise, advertisement, advertisements, advertising, marketing, selling, buying, leasing, renting, rent, lease, buy, store, stores, hollywood, california, los angeles, la, beverly hills, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, celeb, celebs, celebrity, celebritiesHerman Melville Wonders If His Agent Has Oversold Spinoffs from "Moby Dick"
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moby dick, melville, herman melville, spinoff, spinoffs, agent, agents, paraphernalia, book, books, literary agent, literary agents, marketing, consumer, consumers, consumerism, sellout, sellouts, sell out, selling out, sell outs, sold out, worry, worries, worrying, art, paranoid, paranoia, author, authors, writer, writers, tchotchke, tchotchkes, tie-in, tie-ins, marketing gimmick, marketing gimmicks"I can't stop conducting random security checks."
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therapy, therapist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, shrink, shrinks, mental health, analyst, analysts, psychotherapy, psychology, psychoanalysis, headshrinker, headshrinkers, therapy session, therapy sessions, patient, patients, security, security guard, security guards, tsa, tsa agents, tsa agent, fbi, f.b.i., agent, agents, confession, confess, work life balance, brining work home, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism