"He's Richard Gere without the principles."
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"Call my attorney and say that I killed Ted in self-defense. Call my publicist and say that I wish Ted the best of luck in all his future endeavors."
Jaws phones his agent.
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"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"
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"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."
"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."
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"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"
"When you say 'my people,' do you mean your tribe or your reps?"
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Snow White and her Seven people.
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"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."
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Never Worked in This Town Again
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"You are, without a doubt, the worst publicist I've ever had!"
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"Your Gap ad will come."
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Going to Hell?
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"Just remember, if you give a hundred and ten per cent, I get twenty per cent of that."
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"And it's close to the subway."
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"I fear there are only so many bamboo metaphors the average reader can tolerate."
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"His Majesty's lawyer will see you now, followed by His Majesty's agent, after which His Majesty the King will, if all goes well, see you."
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Meet the Author and his Agent
Store for Lease - Rodeo Drive
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Landing That Tough Account
Herman Melville Wonders If His Agent Has Oversold Spinoffs from "Moby Dick"
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"I can't stop conducting random security checks."
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"It's your agent. Everyone wants a piece of you."
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