"He died young."
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history, historical, egypt, ancient, ancient egypt, egyptian, pyramids, giza, pyramid, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, death, dead, young, youth, died young, age, ages, child, children, kid, kids, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, small, tiny, mini, tourist, tourists, tourism, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
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nursing home, nursing homes, esp, psychic, old, old age, age, ages, aging, ageing, blizzard, blizzards, snow, snowing, snowed, snowy, snow storm, snow storms, weather, fortune teller, fortune tellers, pseudo science, history, blizzard of 78, future"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
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mirror, mirrors, appearance, appearances, vain, vanity, age, ages, ageing, aging, wrinkle, wrinkles, nemesis, nemeses, middle age, old age, aging gracefully, ageing gracefully, resent, resents, resenting, resentment, resentments, reflection, reflections, reflecting, magic mirror, magic mirrors, crow's feet, crows feet, aging line, aging lines, ageing line, ageing lines, frustration, father time, mother nature"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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jim carrey, immature, immaturity, juvenile, humor, humour, sense of humor, sense of humour, sophomoric, slapstick, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, grow up, grows up, growing up, adult, comedian, comedians, comedy, comedies, actor, actors, acting, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, washed-upThe Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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life, stage of life, stages of life, sleepy, sleepiness, infant, infants, infancy, childhood, child, kid, kids, grow up, grows up, growing up, teen, teens, teenager, young adults, adult, adults, adulthood, grown up, middle age, middle aged, senior, senior citizen, senior citizens, chronicle, chronicles, stage, stages, age, ages, ageing, aging"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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resolution, resolutions, new year, new year's, new years resolution, new years resolutions, impact, make an impact, making an impact, age, ages, ageing, aging, grow old, grows old, growing old, value, life, lives, evaluate, self-worth, self-esteem, self-esteem issue, self-esteem issues, depression, depressed, depressing, anxiety, anxieties, birthday, birthdays, elderly"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"
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throw your back out, throwing your back out, grow old, grows old, growing old, age, ages, aging, ageing, playdate, playdates, play date, play dates, friend, friends, friendship, friendships, play, plays, playing, back problem, back problems, back spasm, back spasms, health problem, health problems, spine, spines"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
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transplant, transplants, organ transplant, organ transplants, organ donor, organ donors, organ donation, role, roles, acting, actor, actors, actress, actresses, middle age, middle-aged women, audition, auditions, auditioning, glass ceiling, hollywood, age, ages, ageing, medical advice, good part, good parts, good role, good roles, older women"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."
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doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, gps, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, surgery, surgeries, checkup, physical, physician, physicians, doctor's office, doctors office, doctor's offices, doctors offices, patient, patients, old age, old people, old men, old man, age, ages, aging, ageing, elderly"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
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age, ageing, aged, ages, painting, paint, paints, painter, painters, history, historical, reality, realities, realism, realistic, beauty, beautiful, gorgeous, youth, youthful, youthfulness, canvas, old men, old man, creep, creepy, portrait, portraits, portraiture, art, arts, artistic, artistically, women, woman, muse, muses, ornate, class, upper class, high society"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
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baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and fallingA middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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time, mortality, middle age, middle aged, grow old, grows old, growing old, stop time, stopping time, hourglass, hourglasses, feeling old, feel old, feels old, sand, sand through the hourglass, age, ages, ageing, aging, retire, retires, retiring, pause, pauses, pausing, time, measure of time, passage of time, midlife crisis, midlife crises, midlife, feel old, feels old, feeling old"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."
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date, dates, dating, sugar baby, sugar babies, woman, women, men, man, gold digger, gold diggers, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, rich, rich people, wealth, wealthy, wealthy people, age, ages, aging, ageing, age gap, generation gap"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."
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break, breaks, shuffleboard, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, retirement community, retirement communities, old folks, old folks home, old folks homes, age, ages, ageing, aging, florida, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, competitive, competitiveness, competitive streak, competitive streaks, resort, resorts, whisper, whispers, whispering, game, games, competition, competitions, discretion, discreet"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."
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age, ages, aging, ageing, alcohol, booze, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, drinking, drunk, drunks, bartender, bartenders, old age, middle age, middle aged, retirement, retiring, life, modern life, midlife crisis"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."
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