"Two Stones tickets, please, senior discount."
"What about you, Walter – how do you feel about same-age marriage?"
Roadworks next 400 years.
"He died young."
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"As I get older, I find I rely more and more on these sticky notes to remind me."
Old Psychics' Home
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."
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Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years
"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"
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Strange Aftertaste birthday cards.
The Seven Ages of Man: Sleepy, Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Doc, Sneezy, Grumpy.
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"Every year around this time, I ask myself, 'Did I make a dent?'"
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"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"
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"You need a transplant, but there are very few good parts for middle-aged women."
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Death, Taxes & My Urologist, Dr. Aaron Katz
"Good news, Mr. Pickett—it's just a slow leak."
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"Old?" she laughed. "I don't think of you as old."
"Of course, by now she'd be around a hundred and eighty years old."
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"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
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A middle aged man tries to stop time from slipping down an hourglass.
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Before and After.
"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."
"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."
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"You know what burns me up? I deliberately kept my life uneventful, and I got old anyway."
"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."
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