The Male Biological Clock.
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"No, we're not getting any younger, but why, pray tell, is that such a revelation to us?"
"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
"I spent my thirties doing my twenties, but by the time I was in my forties I was doing my forties."
"You look good, Al, in a midlife-crisis-y sort of way."
"She's had so much work done that she's starting to look like her mother."
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"Eventually, some of us shrivel."
Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.
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"So, how long have you been old?"
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"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."
"The knees are the first thing to go."
"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."
"He's mellowed quite a bit over the years. However, that's become a signature thing for him."
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"It's true. We do shrink as we get older."
"I'm turning into my mother."
"Isn't 85 the new 55?"
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"Things have changed. You look more like a cat now."
"You don't need laser eye surgery."
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"Ah, to be young again."
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Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
How we got here
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"My inner child just turned sixty-five."
"I would embrace the aging process if I could life my arms."
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Undo Last 20 Years of Life
"You're 30? Me too!"
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