"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
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"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."
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"Compost? I say it's manure, and I say the hell with it!"
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Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.
"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"
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"I've done my tour of duty on Wall Street."
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"Cover yourself, woman! Here comes another tour bus."
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Iowa: the new fragrance
"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."
A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".
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"The corn hasn't quite matured if it's still reading Ayn Rand."
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Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.
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"Any fruits or vegetables?"
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"You just show up here illegally and expect us to tell you about corn?"
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"You've just raided your last patch!"
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"We should support the local farm as well as the local confectioner."
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Billboards being used as garden markers in farm fields to show where certain crops are located.
"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"
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It's a Whole Field of Paisley!
A newspaper stand in a rural area.
A rabbit peeling a carrot before he eats it.
"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
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"The new house is almost ready!"
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