"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"
"I think, therefore I am...hungry?"
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"If I want another yes-man I'll build one."
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Robot cat passes Turing test.
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"When I grow up, I want to be a computer-generated image like Max Headroom."
"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
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"Let's say you want to write an award-winning short story—you just push this key, here..."
"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."
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"It's the Singularity-the machines are taking over!"
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"I can help you over here." "Just ignore him."
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"These are cleverer than smart phones. They're graduated cylinders."
"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."
It was after her third failed attempt at deciphering the captcha that Rachel began to suspect...
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The World's Most Powerful Computer
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Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone
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"Please type the letters you see above."
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Two computers are having a conversation, but stop when their owner enters the room.
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Does your car have any idea why my car pulled it over?"
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2016: Final human job replaced by robot.
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"Strange - more people are buying the sex bot than the I-told-you-so bot."
"Analysts blamed the market's volatility on computer-directed trading while computers blamed it on analyst-directed trading."
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"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"
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