A golfer contemplates a shot while a boy waits with an apple on his head.
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"Hold it, sweetie, you forgot your heat."
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"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
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"If you're so good, why can't you ever strike twice in the same place?"
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Aiming the Head
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"You've just raided your last patch!"
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"He's across the street at the bus stop, but if you send in a high-powered attorney, we can take him from here."
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"Right now I'm his apostle, but my dream is to someday be my own Messiah."
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"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
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Not the target demographic
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"I'm aiming for boyish charm, but I don't want to appear vulnerable."
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"I charge according to the size of the target."
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"Soda or water?"
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An angry fish jumping out of the water aiming for a man who is fishing