"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
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"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."
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"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
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"I spy with my little eye—something on fire."
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"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
Tags:air traffic control, air traffic, air traffic controller, air, airplane, aeroplane, plane, planes, jet, jets, chaotic, chaos, disaster, disastrous, lazy, laziness, lazily, slob, slobs, feet up, airport, airports, airport control, safety, safe, incompetent, incompetents, cut out for the job, high pressure job, high pressure jobs, relax, relaxed, stress, stressed, stressful, stressing, stresses, relaxes, relaxing
"You don't need to understand—just go get a goddam bicycle pump."
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"I caught a huge updraft in the nineties but I've had to flap like hell ever since."
Free Ideas for Alternative Fuels
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Prison on an airplane
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"There are no seats left together on the flight, but maybe if you make pouty faces at me I can magically add more chairs to the airplane."
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Nature Girl and the Four Elements.
'Air Breathed By Astronaut: 25 cents
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Graduation Day At Telekinesis School
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So nice to get outside...
Seahorse. Land Anchovy. Sky toad.
"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."