"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."
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passenger, passengers, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, rebel, rebels, rebelling, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewardess, air stewardess, cabin crew, cabin crews, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, screen, screens, legroom, leg, legs, flight, flights, flying, fly, flies, hostess, air, air hostess, cramped, crowded, full, packed, space, no space, less space, economy, economical, economy class, film, in flight, in flight entertainment, in-flight, modern life, modern world, airline, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, travels, travelling"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
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air travel, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, airport, airports, flying, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight stewardess, flight stewardesses, air hostess, air hostesses, flying crew, crew, crews, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, landing, landings, crash landing, crash landings, bad landing, bad landings, rough landing, rough landings, bad pilot, bad pilots, can't fly, crash, crunch, cereal, breakfast cereal, cereal character, cereal characters, word play, wordplayFirst Class Pooch
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first class, first-class, dog, dogs, pooch, pooches, hound, hounds, pet, pets, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, airliner, airliners, jet, jets, host, hostess, air host, air hostess, cocktail, cocktails, luxury, luxuries, high society, upper class, upper crust, fine dining, fly, flight, flights, flyingAirline- The Restaurant
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airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, airplane food, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aeroplane food, bad food, no choice, veggie option, vegetarian option, vegetarian options, air hostess, air hostesses, plane, planes, plane food, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, waiter, waiters, modern life, hostess trolley, hostess trollies"And in the event of a water landing, I'll start screaming my f*****g head off."
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cabin crew, cabin crews, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, air crew, air crews, water landing, water landings, unprofessional, panic, panics, panic attack, panic attacks, professional manner, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes"You can unfasten your seatbelt now, Howard, and move about the cabin at will."
"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."
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frequent flier, frequent fliers, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, perk, perks, flight, flights, airport, airports, departure lounge, departure lounges, departure, departures, lounge, lounges, airline, airlines, customer reward, customer rewards, air hostess, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardesses, customer perk, customer perks, loyal, loyalty, customer, reward, rewards, loyalty points, flight, flights, delay, delays, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes"Let the epicurean feast commence."
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air travel, flying, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, food, airplane food, airline food, plane food, first class, business class, economy class, epicurean, feast, feasts, airline meals, airplane meals, meal, meals, eating, dining"The girl I fell in love with and married was an airline stewardess. An airline stewardess, Marie! Have you forgotten what that once meant to you?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, fall in love, airline stewardess, airline stewardesses, stewardess, stewardesses, air hostess, air hostesses, cabin crew, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, lazy, couch potato, couch potatoes, sloppy, personal appearance, unclean, messy, unattractive, uncaring, unkempt, unmotivated, complain, complaining, complaint, complaints, meaning, housewife, housewives"There are no longer seats in tourist, sir."
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planes, plane, airplane, airplanes, jet, jets, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, airplane travel, aeroplane travel, tourist, tourists, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, holiday maker, holiday makers, vacationers, travelling abroad, vacation abroad, holiday abroad, overtourism, over-tourism, air host, air hostess, air steward, air stewards, air hosts, air hostesses, crowded, packed, peak-season, peak season, holiday season, travel industry, travel-industry, shoulder season"No, you're not in a box. You're in an exit row. And I need you to acknowledge that verbally."
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mime, mimes, mime artist, mime artists, mime performer, mime performers, street performer, street performers, street performance, emergency exit, emergency exits, exit row, exit rows, cabin crew, cabin crews, flight attendant, flight attendants, flight, flights, difficult passenger, difficult passengers, difficult customer, difficult customers, air hostess, air hostesses"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, airplane food, aeroplane food, plane food, meal, meals, food, gourmet, bon appetit, choice, choices, choosing, decision, decisions, deciding, dinner, mealtime, mealtimesMan looking at a notice on an airplane that reads "Please do not throw food on the floor".
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, meal service, meal, meals, food, do not, don't, please, throwing food, warning, warnings, advisory, advisories, notice, notices, announcement, announcements, clean, cleanliness, making a mess, messy, mess, transportation"There are no seats left together on the flight, but maybe if you make pouty faces at me I can magically add more chairs to the airplane."
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, boarding, board, attendant, attendants, air host, air hostess, air, air hosts, air hostesses, customer, customer service, annoy, annoyed, annoying, sarcasm, sarcastic, pouty, pouting, pout, seats, host, hosts, hostess, hostesses, check-in, check in, airport, airports, frustration, frustrating"We have no more wine from California. Would you like some maple syrup from Vermont?"
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, air stewardess, air stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin attendant, cabin attendants, stewardess, stewardesses, cabin crew, passenger, passengers, traveller, travellers, traveler, travelers, wine, california, vermont, maple syrup, local product, local products, local speciality, local specialities, food, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, drinking, meal service, meal services, sold out, gone, no more, replacement, replacements, substitute, substitutes"Is there something on my face? I've never had anybody watch this demonstration before."
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aeroplane safety demonstration, aeroplane safety demonstrations, airplane safety demonstration, airplane safety demonstrations, pre-flight safety demonstration, pre-flight safety demonstrations, safety demonstration, safety demonstrations, flying, flight, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, air travel, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, air steward, air stewards, air stewardess, air stewardess, air host, air hostess, air hostess, self conscious, self consciousness, stare, staring"Please remember to check for any personal problems you may have left behind."
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flight, flights, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, air hostess, air hostesses, announcement, announcements, announce, announces, announcing, problem, problems, personal, personal problem, personal problems, belonging, belongings, safety, speech, speeches, exit, exits, exiting, issue, issues, passenger, passengers, commute, commutes, fly, flies, flying, country, international, travel, travels, travelling"I assure you sir, this bag is used exclusively for first-class trash."
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flight, flights, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, businessman, businessmen, passenger, passengers, first class, top class, comfort, comforts, bag, bags, rubbish bag, rubbish bags, exclusive, exclusively, exclusivity, trash, trash bag, trash bags, expensive, ticket, tickets, moneys worth, moneys worth, assure, assures, assuring, air hostess, air hostesses"Sorry, sir, zone five doesn't board."
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