"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, flight, flights, flying, canceled, cancelled, desire, desires, wish, wishes, ruin your life, attention, announcement, announcements, problem, problems, departure gate, departure gates, cancellation, cancellations, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service"I have a terrible fear of flying coach."
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economy, economy class, coach, coach class, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, phobia, phobias, aviophobia, aerophobia, fear, fears, irrational fear, irrational fears, plane flight, plane flights, frighten, frightens, frightening, elite, elites, rich, riches, upper class, upper classes, first class, entitled, entitlement"Our maintenance crew is fixing a problem that should only take a few minutes but which will haunt you for the duration of the flight."
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, announcement, announcements, bad sign, maintenance, maintenance crew, problem, problems, fixing, repairing, repair, repairs, safety, apprehension, foreboding, fear, fearful, anxiety, anxious, transportation"This is coach class. Let's lose the smile."
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flight, flights, bus, buses, train, trains, airline, airlines, class, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, economy class, coach class, economy-lass, coach-class, smile, smiling, travel, travels, transport, travelling, transports, repress, suppressing, steward, stewardess, frequent flyer, frequent flier, stewards, stewardesses, happy, happiness, over happy, smiles, tell off, tell-off"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
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airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, stewardess, stewardesses, host, hostess, air, oxygen, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, mask, masks, loss of cabin pressure, cabin, cabins, emergency, safety, safety precautions, safety precaution, take-off, speech, presentation, passenger, passengers, dollar, dollars, money, nickel-and-dime, nickel and dime, overcharge, overcharging, charge for everything, pay, cost, costs, costs of flying, cost of flyingAirplane Seatbelts
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, air travel, plane travel, fly, flying, seatbelt, seatbelts, safety, health and safety, flight safety, airplane seatbelt, airplane seatbelts, aeroplane seatbelt, aeroplane seatbelts, safety demonstration, obvious, ignore, ignoring, ignorant, ignorance, naive, uninformed, disinterested, disinterest, state the obvious, safety demonstration, safety demo"What are you doing outside of coach?"
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coach, coach class, coach-class, economy, economy class, economy-class, first class, first-class, business-class, business class, flight attendant, flight attendants, air-hostess, airhostess, air-hostesses, air hostesses, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stewardess, stewards, stewards, stewardesses, manager, management, whip, whips, threat, threaten, divide, division, presentation, presentations, cattle-class, cattle class"It's not enough that I fly first class...my friends must also fly coach."
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, delay, delays, delayed, late, inconvenience, voucher, vouchers, service, customer service, death, life, waiting, wait, long waits, redeem, redeemable, courtesy, wasting time, wasted time"He built his own airplane from a kit."
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airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, kit, kits, incompetence, hobby, new hobby, new hobbies, aeroplane crash, airplane crash, pilot, pilots, dangerous hobby, dangerous hobbies, model airplane, airplane kit, airplane kits, aeroplane kit, aeroplane kits, plane kit, plane kits, airplane crash, airplane crashes, plane crash, plane crashes, aviator, aviators, aviation, enthusiast, enthusiasts"Kindly place your seat in the upright position, extinguish all smoking material, fasten your seat belt, tie your tie, and adopt a serious and dignified demeanor."
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passenger, passengers, airline, airlines, aeroplane, aeroplanes, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, rebel, rebels, rebelling, air hostess, air hostesses, air steward, air stewardess, air stewardess, cabin crew, cabin crews, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, screen, screens, legroom, leg, legs, flight, flights, flying, fly, flies, hostess, air, air hostess, cramped, crowded, full, packed, space, no space, less space, economy, economical, economy class, film, in flight, in flight entertainment, in-flight, modern life, modern world, airline, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, travels, travelling"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheating, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adultery, dating, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, flight, flights, not home, modern life"Isn't that other plane awfully close?"
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plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, near miss, near misses, near hit, near hits, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, fear of flying, flight, flights, phobia, phobias, phobic, flying, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, fear, fears, safety, pilot, pilots, captain, captains, air travel, air travelling, fear, fears, fearful, nervous, anxious, anxiousness"I got my ticket for three dollars over the Internet. Are you going to eat that salmon?"
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bargain, bargains, bargain hunter, bargain hunters, thrifty, thriftiness, first class, upper class, flight, flights, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, air travel, seatmate, seatmates, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, faux pas, unwelcome, imposition, impositions, impose, imposing, personal spaceAirport Cheerleader
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cheerleader, cheerleaders, cheer, cheering, cheerleading, cheer squad, cheer team, cheerleading team, cheerleading squad, squad, sport, sports, pilot, pilots, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, fly, flying, landing, take off, airport, airports, queue, encouragement, encourage, encouraging, unnecessary, runway, aircraft, aircrafts, aircraft marshall, aircraft marshalling, signals, signal, direct, directing, directionsSpanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
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spanish moss, airport, airports, airplane, airplanes, plane, planes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, donations, donate, fundraiser, fundraisers, ridiculous, travel, travelling, epiphytes, epiphyte, plant, plants, flower, flowers, moss, tropical, charity, charities, sign, signs, informational signFurther Cutbacks
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budget cut, budget cuts, airline, airlines, airliner, airliners, flight, flights, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, stewardess, stewardesses, flight attendant, flight attendants, cabin crew, cabin crews, air travel, air travels, air travelling, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, cost-saving, cost-saving measure, cost-saving measures, meal, meals, in-flight meal, in-flight meals"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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airport, airports, airport security, security, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, safety, bomb, bombs, sniffer dog, sniffer dogs, security dog, security dogs, bomb dog, bomb dogs, luggage, baggage, border control, customs, officer, officers, screening officer, screening officers, screening, security screening, scan, scanning, scanner, protect, protection, dog handler, dog handlers, explosive, explosives, ineffective, useless, incompetent, air travel, transportation, flying, tsa, tsa agent, agent, tsa officer, transportation security officer, transportation security administration, homeland security, department of homeland security, screening equipment, bomb detection, canine, canines, terror, terrorism"How about air-quality canaries on every flight?"
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management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, board, boardroom, chief exec, chief executive, chief executives, board member, bogus, idea, ideas, airline, airlines, airplane, plane, planes, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, fly, flying, flight, flights, canary, coal mine, canary in the coal mine, air quality, pollution, pollute, pollutants, useless, uselessness, irony, ironic, dramatic ironyThe World's Easiest Airport
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airport, airports, maze, mazes, arrow, arrows, follow the arrows, following the arrows, ease of use, easy, easiness, simple, simplicity, simplify, simplifies, simplifying, redesign, redesigns, redesigning, arrival, arrivals, departure, departures, design, designs, designer, designers, travel, travels, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers"Why is it that the person using the seat belt before me is always thinner than I am?"
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air travel, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, traveling, travellers, travellers, travelling, passenger, passengers, seat belt, seat belts, thin, skinny, body image, weight, overweight, fat, obese, obesity, self-confidence, self-esteem, health, fitness, body shape, out of shape, complaint, complaints, complainingChild on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"
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air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, kid, kids, child, children, airplane mode, flight mode, technology, turn on, turn off, setting, settings, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, flying with kids, flying with children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, family, families, shirt, shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts, modern life