"Attention passengers. Flight 369 has been cancelled due to our desire to ruin your life."
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"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
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"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
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Snowman going through airport security
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"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."
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"I can get you to San Francisco through Dallas via Atlanta, but we'd have to take a kidney right here and now."
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Spanish Moss is a soft,silver-gray tropical epiphyte that uses tree limbs for mechanical support.
"It's a boy!"
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"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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The World's Easiest Airport
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Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"
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"May I ask you, sir, if our little jingle on TV had anything to do with your decision to take along the missus?"
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"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
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"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."
A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
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"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.
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Jones or Best Offer
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Wee Folks Daycare
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Cars drive by a sign that reads "Airport (Not the movie)" with an arrow pointing to the right.
"I don't know. What do you want to do?"
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"They finally found my lost luggage from 1972."