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"I can't decide whether to turn pro first or go directly into rehab."
"You set 'em up with one of these babies, and they're good for the night."
"I'm not a mean drunk—I'm just damned insensitive."
"Gosh, Grandma, what big drinks you pour."
"I just pray to God that none of those poor, dear, innocent children ever see you when you get like this!"
"I prefer the cheap stuff."