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Alcoholics Cartoons

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"What wine goes best with vodka?"

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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

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"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

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"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

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"What other tricks does he need?"

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"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."

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"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."

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"Care for some sports wine?"

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"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"

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Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

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"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

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"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

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"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

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"Stampeding off a metaphoric cliff - and you?"

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"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

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"Ever since I gave up coffee I feel a lot less jittery."

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The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

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"Last night, I tried out some new stuff, but tonight I'm only drinking the classics."

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Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.

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"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

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"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

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"You don't have to schedule a follow-up visit. You just come back whenever you want."

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"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."

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"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"

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"Sad, isn't it? And he won't admit he has a problem."

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