"What wine goes best with vodka?"
"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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"Care for some sports wine?"
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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
"So how's the family? Still disintegrating?"
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"Can I do anything for you besides sending over the wine steward?"
"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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"Caldwell know whereof he speaks. At least until around eight-thirty or nine."
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"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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"What other tricks does he need?"
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"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"
"In Vino Fertilization"
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"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
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"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."
"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."
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"How do I know you're not going to turn around and spend it on eggnog?"
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An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.
"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."
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"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.
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“Biggers, two more Luau Sizzlers for Annie and me and another Fog Cutter for Mrs. Grindstaff.”
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