Alcoholism Cartoons

"What wine goes best with vodka?"

"Care for some sports wine?"

"So what do you think of it?"

"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."

Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure

"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"

"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."

"What other tricks does he need?"

"In Vino Fertilization"

"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."

"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."

"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"

"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

"It's important to get those drinks to those who need them the most."

"Listen up, everybody—Charles is going to fill us in about the Grenache grape."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"

Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.

"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."

"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."