"What wine goes best with vodka?"
"Care for some sports wine?"
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"So what do you think of it?"
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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"
"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure
"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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"What other tricks does he need?"
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"In Vino Fertilization"
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"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."
"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."
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"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."
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"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
"It's important to get those drinks to those who need them the most."
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"Listen up, everybody—Charles is going to fill us in about the Grenache grape."
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"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."
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"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"
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Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.
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"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."
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"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."
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"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."
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