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Alcoholism Cartoons
Alcoholism cartoon 1 of 132
"What wine goes best with vodka?"
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wine, wines, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, vodka, pair, pairs, pairing, pairings, paired, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, binge drink, binge drinks, binge drinking, bingeing, binges, liquor, liquor store, liquor stores, retailer, retailers, snob, snobs, snobberyAlcoholism cartoon 2 of 132
"Care for some sports wine?"
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drinker, drinkers, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, sports drink, sports drinks, soft drink, soft drinks, replenish, replenishes, replenishing, secret drinker, secret drinkers, hide, hides, hiding, tennis player, tennis players, tennis, exercise, exercises, exercising, sugary drink, sugary drinksAlcoholism cartoon 3 of 132
"So what do you think of it?"
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wine snob, wine snobs, wine connoisseur, wine connoisseurs, wine lover, wine lovers, wine tasting, wine tastings, oenophile, oenophiles, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinker, drinkers, drink problem, drink problems, alcohol problem, alcohol problems, alcoholism, tramp, tramps, wine party, wine partiesAlcoholism cartoon 4 of 132
"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
Alcoholism cartoon 5 of 132
"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"
Alcoholism cartoon 6 of 132
"Sh-h-h-sitting very quietly is part of the pickling process."
Alcoholism cartoon 7 of 132
Extra Hour of Booze Time as a Security Measure
Alcoholism cartoon 8 of 132
"Do you have any tooth-whitening vodka?"
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vodka, vodka shot, vodka shots, whitener, whiteners, teeth whitener, teeth whiteners, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, easy way, easy ways, vane, vanity, tooth whitener, tooth whiteners, easy, easy way out, lazy, laziness, convenience, spirits, liquor, cocktail, cocktails, barman, barkeeper, barkeepersAlcoholism cartoon 9 of 132
"That is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
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self help, self help book, self help books, advice, advice book, advice books, habit, habits, drinker, drinkers, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, effective people, wino, winos, bum, bums, homeless, homelessness, career advice, business advice, ineffective, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, boozehound, boozehounds, boozer, boozersAlcoholism cartoon 10 of 132
"What other tricks does he need?"
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, martini, martinis, bartender, bartenders, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, catch, catches, catching, fetch, fetches, fetching, jump, jumps, leap, leaps, leaping, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, trainer, trainers, training, alcoholism, alcoholic, alcoholicsAlcoholism cartoon 11 of 132
"In Vino Fertilization"
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fertilization, fertilize, fertilizes, fertilizing, fertilise, fertilises, fertilising, fertilisation, drunk, drunken, one night stand, one night stands, conceive, conceives, conceiving, conception, conceptions, in vitro, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, alcoholismAlcoholism cartoon 12 of 132
"I'm taking a wine course but not for credit."
Alcoholism cartoon 13 of 132
"Point well taken- but I just came here to get drunk."
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pub, bar, opinion, opinions, political opinion, political opinions, opinionated, redneck, rednecks, good point, good points, disinterest, disinterested, boring conversation, boring conversations, drunk, drunks, drinking, getting drunk, drinker, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, republican, republicansAlcoholism cartoon 14 of 132
"Do you ever catch yourself wondering what the hell's gone wrong with this corporation?"
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corporation, corporations, sloshed, lunch, lunches, dinner, dinners, martini, martinis, whiskey, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, meeting, meetings, boardroom, board room, boardrooms, board rooms, profit, profits, profiting, lose money, losing moneyAlcoholism cartoon 15 of 132
"Hey, I love what you've done with the office."
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personal touch, personal touches, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, knockoff, knockoffs, personalize, personalizes, personalizing, personalise, personalises, personalising, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, decor, decoration, decorations, decorate, decorates, decoratingAlcoholism cartoon 16 of 132
"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."
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brewer, brewers, brewing, six pack, six packs, brew, brews, brewing, homebrew, home brew, home brewer, home brewers, craft beer, craft beers, drinker, drinkers, drinking, bar, pub, bars, pubs, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, booze, boozehound, boozehounds, booze hound, booze hounds, buy a man a fish, teach a man to fish, teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachersAlcoholism cartoon 17 of 132
"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."
Alcoholism cartoon 18 of 132
"It's important to get those drinks to those who need them the most."
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pub, bar, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, alcohol, alcohol addict, alcohol addiction, hungry, poverty, food bank, food banks, food poverty, household food insecurity, emotional blackmail, homeless, homelessness, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, beggars, begging, social inequality, inequalityAlcoholism cartoon 19 of 132
"Listen up, everybody—Charles is going to fill us in about the Grenache grape."
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wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, bore, bores, boring, grenache, varietal, varietals, sommelier, sommeliers, sarcasm, sarcastic, wine tasting, wine tasting, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, guest, guests, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, irony, ironic, dinner party, dinner parties, lecture, lectures, lecturingAlcoholism cartoon 20 of 132
"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."
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alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drinker, drinkers, drinking, wine, wines, wine snob, wine snobs, justify, justifies, justifying, justification, justifications, wine rating, wine ratings, functional alcoholic, functional alcoholics, functional alcoholism, addict, addicts, addicted, snob, snobs, upper class, upper classes, high class, high classes, middle class, middle classes, wino, winos, addiction, addictions, lie to yourself, lying to yourselfAlcoholism cartoon 21 of 132
"Were you referred to us by your doctor or publicist?"
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rehab, rehab clinic, hollywood, movie star, movie stars, film star, film stars, celebrity, celebrities, clinic, rehabilitation, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, revolving door, diva, divas, publicist, publicists, doctor, doctors, seek help, seeking help, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drug addict, drug addicts, drugs, reference, references, healthcareAlcoholism cartoon 22 of 132
Please give so I don't have to sell reindeer blood for wine money.
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wino, winos, santa, santas, santa claus, charity, charities, mall, malls, salvation army, raise money, raises money, raising money, homeless, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, reindeer, north pole, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, beggar, beggars, begging, christmas, christmas season, holiday seasonAlcoholism cartoon 23 of 132
"I love these quiet evenings at home battling alcoholism."
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alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholism, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addiction, drink, drinking, drunk, drunks, alcohol addiction, alcohol addict, battling addiction, battling alcohol addiction, support, supporting, supportive, co dependant, co dependent, codependent, co-dependent, co dependence, codependence, co-dependence, codependant, codependance, mutual support, overcoming alcoholism, fighting alcoholism, rehabilitation, rehab, quiet evenings, quiet evenings in, combatting alcoholism, recovery, wine, empty wine glassesAlcoholism cartoon 24 of 132
"And if things don't work out in the big city, Cindy, you can always come back home to me and Mom and our nightmare descent into booze and pills."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, adult kids, adult children, daughter, daughters, leaving home, moving out, empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, psychology, mental health, alcoholism, drinking problem, drink, drinks, drinking, booze, liquor, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drug, drugs, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, medication, medications, pill, pills, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, antidepressant, antidepressants, depression, self-medicating, health, fitness, family issues, family problems, relationship, relationships, nightmare, nightmares, modern lifeAlcoholism cartoon 25 of 132
"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."
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drink, drinks, drinking, bar, bars, bartender, bartenders, bartending, buy a drinks, buys a drink, buying a drink, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, barfly, barflies, buy a drink, buying a drink, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, dote, dotes, doting, son, sons, self-esteem, lonely, loneliness, supportiveMore cartoons with the keyword 'alcoholism'