"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."
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"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"
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"I, too, used to drink the amber-colored fluids, gentlemen, but now, owing to health considerations, I drink only the crystal-clear fluids."
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Formerly Bad. Now Good For You.
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"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."
"We even tried pouring red wine down his gullet."
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"Sir, please- you're crying into a 12 year old single malt whiskey."
The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
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Baskets 'N Booze
"The full bodied merlot covers up the stench nicely."
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"I'm trying to put my priorities behind me."
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