Alibi Cartoons

Alibi Cartoons

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"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

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"Of course you have an alibi. Men always have alibis."

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"The good news is I have an alibi."

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"It really wasn't my fault, Your Honor. I was led to believe I was above the law."

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"First, find someone to blame."

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"Four-foot-high letters on the window saying 'Bank'—that's not entrapment?"

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"Here's a song I wrote about a guy who gets falsely accused of trying to rob a liquor store."

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"Don't think of it as a conspiracy charge. Think of it as a buddy trial."

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"They just made a little money the old-fashioned way, Ben–they stole it."

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"You expect me to believe you were at a mouse convention?"

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"This is Mrs. Burlington Wells. One of my begonias went off by accident and killed Mr. Goodrich."

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"That one there's Sammy the Bull, over there is Frankie the Scorpion...."

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"Innocence is no excuse."

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"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

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"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

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"My client pleads great wealth."

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"But I have a witness. Here, talk to her yourself."

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"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

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"Your Honor, I think you'll get a kick out of my client's extenuating circumstances."

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"I'm sorry, Your Honor, but I just don't have the time right now to go to prison."

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"I was reading the anti-texting billboard."

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"The cat told me to eat your homework."

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"'Small potatoes' is no defense."

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