Alien Abductions Cartoons

Alien Abductions Cartoons

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Alien Abductions cartoon

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

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"We've come here to smoke."

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"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."

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"I have to know how it's done."

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"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

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"Somehow I pictured my first ride on a flying saucer rather differently."

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"Just ignore him. Remember what a mess he made in here last time."

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"We still can't do anything about his stubborn belly fat."

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"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."

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"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."

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"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

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"Sometimes they readjust when we release them, sometimes they don't."

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"He's clean."

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