The Last Thanksgiving
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"I'm allergic to the sun."
"Careful—some of our children's firearms are manufactured in plants that also process nuts and nut products."
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"She thinks she's so great cause she has real celiac disease."
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"It started out with lactose, but now he's intolerant of everything."
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"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."
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"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."
"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."
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Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity
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Tags:horror, thriller, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, thrillers, movie, movies, film, films, scary, terrifying, afraid, scared, screaming, pollen, flower, flowers, plant, plants, spring, springtime, summer, summertime, allergy, allergies, allergic, hayfever, hay fever, hay-fever, suffering, allergic to pollen, pollen allergy, surprise, medical, medicine, season, seasons, seasonal allergy, seasonal allergies
"You think I'm a raw-foodist by choice?"
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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"
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"Can I call you back? We're in the middle of transitioning from tree-frog allergies to bioterrorism."
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"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."
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"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."
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Tags:organic, organic food, waiter, waiters, robot, robots, robotics, cyborg, cyborgs, order, orders, ordering, dine out, dines out, dining out, food allergy, food allergies, allergy, allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, preference, preferences, health food, health foods, limitation, limitations
"The person we're trying to poison—does he have any dietary restrictions?"
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"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."
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"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."
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"I have no idea what gluten is, either, but I'm avoiding it, just to be safe."
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Spring Fever or Side Effects?
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"I'm allergic to penicillin—is there penicillin in the salad?"
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"I'm over my allergy attack and would like to try again."
"I can't have anything that's a food."
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Tags:shangri-la, shangri-blah, paradise, utopia, utopian, utopias, heaven, perfection, perfect life, perk, perks, benefit, benefits, advantage, advantages, free, coffee, doughnut, doughnuts, donut, donuts, cellphone, cellphones, cell-phone, cell-phones, reception, service, phone service, phone reception, mobile phone, mobile phones, smartphone, smartphones, low pollen, pollen count, allergy, allergies, allergic, hayfever, hay fever