Allowance Cartoons

Allowance Cartoons

Allowance cartoon 1 of 24

Allowance cartoon

"Thanks, Pop, but today's kids don't want money, they want leadership."

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"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

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"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

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"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."

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"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

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"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."

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Allowance cartoon

Absolutely No Credit

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"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."

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"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."

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"I have my mother's vindictive nature and my father's garnished wages."

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"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"

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"My mother gives me a weekly allowance, but my father gives me soft money."

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"I'll listen for a dollar."

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"I hear his allowance is in the two figures."

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"Your mother and I still think two dollars a week is plenty, but, in an effort to avoid litigation, we're willing to go to two seventy-five."

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"Could I have a little extra, Dad? My baseball cards took a big hit last week."

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"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."

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"Your allowance is in the mail."

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"Is there the slightest chance of credit being eased by this weekend?"

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"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."

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"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life."

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"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

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"Eight years of unprecedented expansion, and yet the kid sector has failed to participate."

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"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."

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