"Thanks, Pop, but today's kids don't want money, they want leadership."
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"I hear his allowance is in the two figures."
"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."
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"Your mother and I still think two dollars a week is plenty, but, in an effort to avoid litigation, we're willing to go to two seventy-five."
"Your allowance is in the mail."
"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
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"Could I have a little extra, Dad? My baseball cards took a big hit last week."
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"I'll listen for a dollar."
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"Forget the allowance. I'm getting more than I need from venture capital."
"Didn't I just give you money for a start-up last week?"
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"My mother gives me a weekly allowance, but my father gives me soft money."
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Absolutely No Credit
"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."
"First it was no football, now it's no money. I don't think they know what they're doing."
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"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life."
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"Gee, Dave, a proposal to balance the budget wasn't really what I was expecting."
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"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."
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"I have my mother's vindictive nature and my father's garnished wages."
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"When I was young my parents couldn't afford to give me too much, too soon."
"Is there the slightest chance of credit being eased by this weekend?"
"Eight years of unprecedented expansion, and yet the kid sector has failed to participate."
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"Let's face it, Dad. If you really thought I was my own man, you'd give me a raise in my allowance."
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"No, I don't believe youth is wasted on the young. I believe money is."
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"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."
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