"How was your lonely little dinner, sir?"
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
"Honey, I'm home."
"Bad news-we're all out of our minds. You're going to have to be the lone healthy person in this family."
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"Please hug me."
"I won't need a bag. I'll eat it here."
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"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."
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"On my way home today on the bus, a lone grape rolled down the aisle and came to rest near my foot. It was pale free and looked to be of the seedless variety."
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"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."
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"If I can't feel love, what was the point of making me so damn good-looking."
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"When you've concluded the entertainment portion of your evening, sir, I'll be happy to bring you your entrée."
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'I hope they don't isolate me. They'll never believe I'm harmless.'
"Yeah, I'm alone."
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A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".
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"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."
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Jim Receives A Note Under The Door And Is Intrigued, Especially Because It's The Closet Door
Sadly, Barbara was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.
"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."
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"I'm not saying that I don't have intimacy issues. I'm just saying that I prefer to work on them by myself."
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"Come on—Somebody try to catch me! Anybody?"
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"Don't ever give up, Marjorie. I never thought I'd meet anyone either."
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