"Dear Sirs: Yes! I would like to learn more about Rogaine with minoxidil."
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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.
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A Brief History Of The Campaign
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"Don't mention hair loss."
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"I need you to take over while I'm on the road to fuller, thicker hair."
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"Has anyone noticed your healthier, lively-looking hair?"
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Hiding a Bald Patch
"Are the Hairless bods historically accurate?"
"I'm sure it's a rug."
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"Shaving your head takes the guesswork out of going bald."
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"I've had my teeth whitened my vision corrected, my face tightened and my hair implanted. Now I'd like to have my birth certificate changed."
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"Geez, Bob, this is stupid. What have you got, hair for brains?"
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"Ninety-five percent of you is still fuzzy wuzzy."
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"I'm having a bad forehead day."
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"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"
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"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."
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"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."
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"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"
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"You see, it's actually your own hair recovered, through painstaking research, from past visits to the barber, and then pasted back on your head."
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"If it weren't for lobby security tapes I wouldn't even know I had a bald spot on the top of my head."
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