"Our integrated approach to medicine skillfully combines an array of holistic alternative treatments with a sophisticated computerized billing service."
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"I have no objection to alternative medicine so long as traditional medical fees are scrupulously maintained."
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"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"
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Alternative illnesses for alternative medicine.
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A reflexology chart with all labels reading "Feet".
"May I ask you, Miss Howre, what made you select a homeopathic attorney?"
"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."
"Under our holistic approach, Mr. Wyndot, we not only treat your symptoms, we also treat your dog."
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"Can we stop talking about turmeric now?"
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"The health care provider will see you now."
"Believe me, the more of us who walk upright the more of us will need chiropractors."
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"Our medical intuitive will read your now."
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"This might sting a little."
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"On behalf of all my fellow physicians Mr.Wilson, I'd like to welcome you back to traditional medicine."
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"He said he couldn't help me unless I hurt all over."
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"Instead of an expensive, invasive procedure, we've decided to beat it out of you."
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"Now we'll let the healing power of these stones do absolutely nothing."
"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."
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"Because when it actually works they just call it medicine."
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"Milt, I'm beginning to think that you illness is a disharmony of life energy."