"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
"Would you like that all in money?"
A crowded expressway with two signs; one reads "Cross City Expressway" the other reads "Viable Alternative".
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"Now we wait."
"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"
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"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
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"I don't have a bedtime story - how about a bedtime joke or anecdote?"
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Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon
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Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes
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"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."
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Free Ideas for Alternative Fuels
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"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.
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Table Of The Elephants
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America Made Great Again
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