"What is friendship if not constant amateurish psychoanalysis?"
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"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
Tags:gurus, businessman, executives, lawyers, climbers, soul search, meditation, advice, professional, handoff, handoffs, lawyer, lawyers, lawyer up, lawyering up, conventional wisdom, amateur, amateurs, guru, wise man, wise men, mountain top, mountain tops, outsource, outsources, outsourcing, cousin, cousins, advice, adviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, legal team, legal teams, mankoff
"Harry insisted on doing everything himself."
"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
Tags:blues, blues musician, blues musicians, dylan, bob dylan, busk, busks, busking, busker, buskers, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, amateur, cover, covers, cover band, cover bands, cover artist, cover artists, subway musician, subway musicians, street musician, street musicians, annoying, annoyance, annoyances, bad cover, bad covers, unlistenable, trapped, subway, subways, tube, tubes, train, trains
"I say let's wait for the next one."
Tags:venice, canal, canals, gondola, gondolas, boat, boats, gondolier, gondoliers, couple, couples, wait for the next one, waiting, wait, inner tube, inner tubes, flotation device, flotation devices, flipper, flippers, googles, goggle, swim cap, swim caps, danger, dangerous, drown, drowning, swim, swimming, incompetent, amateur, amateurs
"Tonight is open mike, n'est-ce pas?"
Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell
Tags:art, arts, artistic, artistically, make the most, making the most, make the most of it, what good is art, fine art, paint, painting, painters, paintings, talent, talents, skill, skills, beginner, beginning, learn, learning, learn to draw, learn to paint, sketch, sketching, sketches, gift, gifted, gifts, gifting, hobby, amateur, amateurs, amateur artist, spelling, learn to spell, spell
A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, diner, diners, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, counter, counters, grill, grills, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, cooking, short-order cook, short-order cooks, grilling, vent, vents, fan, fans, ventilator, ventilators, chimney, chimneys, duct, ducts, exhaust, exhausts, system, systems, turn on, turning out, sucked up, vacuumed, vacuum, vacuums, suction, amateur, amateurs, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, strong
For the new gardener.
Tags:gardens, garden, gardener, gardeners, green thumb, green fingers, brown thumb, brown fingers, garden fads, beauty fads, fashion fads, food fads, faddy food, garden fails, garden tool, garden tools, consumerism, consumerist, marketing, false advertising, deceptive advertising, misleading advertising, promote, promotion, advertising standards, new gardener, amateur gardener, amateur
"Nick is in here, pondering his backhand."
"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."
Tags:irony, ironic, artist, artists, art, self portrait, portrait, portraits, paint, painter, painting, paints, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, pretentious, pretentiously, pedantic, pedant, incomprehensible, modern, modern life, modern world, modernist, modernism, gallery, galleries, culture, cultures, cultured, beginner, beginners, supplies, art supply, art supplies, paintbrush, paintbrushes, brushes, color, colors, oil, oil painting, oil paint, oil paints, canvas, canvases, kit, kits, set, sets, specific, specifics, list, lists, access, accessible, brainless, doesn't know what, looking for, under her nose, under his nose, close, nearby, amateur, novice
"While you were out, somebody with three names called."
Tags:receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, employee, employees, assistant, assistants, useless, incompetent, incompetents, unhelpful, business, businessman, businessperson, unprofessional, inept, unqualified, underqualified, inadequate, amateur, amateurs, work, working, workers, worker, distracted, distracting
Museum of Art School Portfolios
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Maze for Beginners
Maze for Beginners
"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complaint, complaints, complaining, sport, sports, tennis, tennis player, tennis players, amateur, amateurs, swing, backhand, forehand, volley, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, reason, reasons
"Let me try that!"
Tags:zeus, jupiter, lightning, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, myth, myths, greek, greeks, greek myth, greek myths, expert, experts, expertise, amateur, amateurish, amateurs, mythology, try it out, trying it out, get involved, gets involved, getting involved, irresponsible, irresponsibility, supernatural
"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."
"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."
"Who hired this clown?"
Tags:accident, accidents, decapitate, decapitated, headless, dead, death, died, dying, sentenced to death, death sentence, axe, king, ruler, employer, employers, recruiter, recruiters, recruiting, recruitment, employment, bad hire, bad job, amateur, competence, incompetence, training, executioners, executioners, captital punishment, health and safety, accidents at work, accident book
'Folk Art of Midtown'
Tags:arts, art, artistic, midtown, manhattan, reuse, reusing, artistic, artist, pretentious, folk art, midtown manhattan, pretentiousness, useless, middle class, middle-class, obsolete, repurpose, repurposing, repurposed, re-purposed, re-purposing, re-purposed, innovation, innovation, amateur, amateurs, virtue signalling, environment, environmentalist, environmentalist, waste, reduce waste
"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, reality tv, reality television, reality t.v., television series, tv series, t.v. series, music, sing, singing, singer, singers, amateur singer, amateur singers, amateur, amateurs, singing competition, singing competitions, singing contest, signing contests, competition, competitions, contest, contests, famous, become famous, becoming famous, cancelled, finished, kid, kids, child, children, modern kids, modern children, youth, modern youth, modern life, idol, idols, fame
Ventriloquism For Beginners
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"I hate open-mike night."