Ambitions Cartoons

"I can't figure out what's going on with him—he should have been a star by now."

"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."

"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."

Someday, my Ron Perelman will come.

Man with a Plan

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

"Come on, Louis. No risk, no reward."

"How will you ever know whether you're a flying squirrel if you don't give it a shot?"

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

"Harrington challenges himself every day."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."

"And now I'd like to sing a little song written specially for me called 'I Wanna Be President.' "

All of my hopes and dreams, crushed, served on a bun.

Businessmen's Dreams

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

"I'm running away to join the Cirque du Soleil."

"Your hopes and dreams - we saved them for you."

"When I grow up, I want to have a ballpark named after the company I own."

"Your Gap ad will come."