Ambitious Cartoons

"I can't figure out what's going on with him—he should have been a star by now."

"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."

"I'm thinking of doing Pamplona this year."

Man with a Plan

"Why can't you be more like little Hester Prynne? She's getting straight A's."

"Sorry, kiddo. Your old man has to work so you can go to the best drug trials in the country."

"Of course I hope to find gold. But my real goal is spiritual growth and inner peace."

"Remember little Rosalie? She has twelve people reporting to her now."

"I'll be out in the great world, wearing may hats."

Reaching the Summit

"Harrington challenges himself every day."

"You can be anything you want to be - no limits."

All of my hopes and dreams, crushed, served on a bun.

Businessmen's Dreams

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"I'd like to announce my candidacy for President of the United States."

"I'm running away to join the Cirque du Soleil."

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."

"First of all, stop calling them 'wishes'. That's loser talk. We call them 'goals'."

"Call me bloodthirsty, but I chose career over family."

"The whole time I served in the US congress, I dreamed of exactly this: being a wealthy lobbyist sitting here with you."

"This is a hell of a way to start a magazine."

"I want to be feared as a tyrant, loved as a father, and revered as a god, but I also want them to think I'm funny."

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Young Kellerman has a lean-and-hungry look. But, of course, these days everyone has a lean-and-hungry look."