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"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."
"Why do they keep making these?"
"I understand the Ten Commandments. But what is this Second Amendment he keeps going on about?"
A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution
"So what if the First Amendment does go? We still have twenty-?ve more."
"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."
"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"