"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"
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"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."
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An Honest Graduation Photograph
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Republicans & Constitution
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"Put simply, the mission is to discover a potential enemy who could justify our three-hundred-billion-dollar defense budget."
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"Well, it sure looks like Texas, and yet . . ."
"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."
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Coke and Pepsi Worldwide
"I've decided to cut and run."
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"A well-regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, we need cheap, available handguns."
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"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."
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Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.
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"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
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"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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Donald Trump with his foot on a globe.
"My government is very concerned about your government's torture and maiming of potential consumers."
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"Should I free the gays, too?"
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"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."
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"Play it, Sam."
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"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."
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"My God! I went to sleep a Democrat and I've awakened a Republican."
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"What about business - which branch is that?"
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