"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"
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"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."
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Republicans & Constitution
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"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"
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"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."
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"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."
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"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."
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Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.
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"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"
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"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."
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"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."
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Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"
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"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."
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"Should I free the gays, too?"
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"Play it, Sam."
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"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."
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Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."
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Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner
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