American Cartoons

"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."

"O.K., the third of July is out. How about the fourth?"

"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."

"If you represent special interests, I can seat you immediately."

Republicans & Constitution

"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"

"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."

"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."

"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

"That was fun. What time does the next trial of the century start?"

"Our goal is to modernize it but retain the historical flavor."

"It's nothing like that, Annie. I just want to start seeing women from other swing states for a while."

Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.

"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."

"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"

"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."

"Should I free the gays, too?"

"Play it, Sam."

"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."

Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"

"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner