"Uh-oh, your coverage doesn't seem to include illness."
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Good Luck With the American Health-Care System
"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"
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"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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"And, in our continuing effort to minimize surgical costs, I'll be hitting you over the head and tearing you open with my bare hands."
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"Actually, this is the one condition your insurance does cover."
"I have no objection to alternative medicine so long as traditional medical fees are scrupulously maintained."
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"You're responding beautifully. Let's go ahead and see what happens if we increase your deductible."
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"Just take a seat, Mr. Bern. You're acting as if you were the only one here who's been shot."
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"Have you popped all those pills I prescribed?"
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"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."
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"I'd like to help you, but you're in a different H.M.O."
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"Look! Stem cells and Lipitor from Uncle Henri in Quebec."
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The Provider with the Lamp
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"I'm afraid we've had to move him to expensive care."
"The great thing about self-medicating is there is a low co-pay."
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"A guy gets his legs broken, he should have the right to choose his own doctor."
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"I'm not a miracle worker. I can't do the surgery for less than four thousand."
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"Are there several doctors in the house, so we can have a little managed competition?"
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"He's not responding. Let's try some aggressive billing."
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"Well, this is a very impressive resume, young man. I think you're going to make a fine patient."
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"Try to focus less on a cure and more on a treatment you can afford."
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"He had great health insurance."
Paper, plastic, Trumpcare
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