"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."
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election, elections, electing, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, election campaign, election campaigns, politics, politicians, politician, government, governments, least qualified, candidate, candidates, poll, polls, polling, pollster, pollsters, judgement, skill, skills, incompetence, incompetent, incompetents, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"
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potato, potatoes, spud, spuds, france, french, french potato, french potatoes, idaho, potato farm, potato farms, potato farming, stereotype, stereotypes, american, americans, american people, french people, stuck up, stuck-up, arrogant, arrogance, conceit, conceited, superior, superiority, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."
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consumer, consumers, consumption, carrying capacity, resources, resource, earth, save the planet, saving the planet, greed, greedy, planet's resource, american, americans, environmentalist, environmentalists, selfish, selfishness, worthy, unworthy, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, hope, hopes, over-consume, over-consuming, overconsume, overconsuming, overuse, overusing, guilt, guilty, guilt-inducing"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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alien, aliens, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, embarrass, embarrassed, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, election, elections, elected, buffoon, buffoons, haircut, haircuts, commiserate, commiserating, commiseration, reassure, reassures, reassurance, intelligent life, intelligent, intelligence, american, americans"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."
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politics, politician, politicians, senator, senators, representative, representatives, political, speech, speeches, campaign, campaigns, election, elections, voting, vote, votes, voter, voters, constituent, constituents, constituency, people, crowd, crowds, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, washington, american people, receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, assistant, assistants, office, officesEvery Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.
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pizza, pizzas, challenge, challenges, overcome, improvise, adapt, adapting, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, weight, weight loss, losing weight, lose weight, overweight, food, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, food lover, food lovers, pizza lover, pizza lovers, picky, picky eater, picky eaters, america, americans, american, impossible task, impossible tasks, junk, junk food, italian, italian food, region, regional, pop culture reference, pop culture"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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cheer up, cheers up, cheering up, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison population, prison populations, overcrowded, overcrowding, american, americans, american prison, american prisons, justice system, american justice systems, smug, smugness, white collar crime, white collar criminal, ceo, chief executive, chief executives, ceos, political, politicians, politician, scandal, scandals, jailed, jailing, jailer, jailers, tough on crime, hard on crime, issue, issues, crime bill, crime bills, proud, pride, three strikes, three strikes law, three strikes laws"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"
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american, americans, tourist, tourists, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, reputation, reputations, international reputation, recession, recessions, crash, crashes, market crash, market crashes, low wage, low wages, broke, poverty, arrogant, arrogance, international reputation, international reputations, united states, usa"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."
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rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, safari, safaris, safari guide, safari guides, aggressor, aggressors, aggressive, aggression, anti-american, anti-american rage, underestimate, underestimates, underestimating, american, americans, travel, traveler, travelers, traveller, travellers, foreign travel, foreign vacation, foreign vacations"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."
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america, american, us, u.s., united states, united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american history, history, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, founding fathers, government, governments, american government, politics, thomas jefferson, benjamin franklin, john adams, constitution, constitutions, american constitution, drafting the constitution, drafting the american constitution, draft, drafts, writing, writing the constitution, writing the american constitution, politics, american politics, best, world, patriotism, patriotic, american, americans"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."
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travel, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourism, tourist, tourists, american, americans, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, eagle, eagles, bald eagle, bald eagles, symbol, symbols, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, canadian, canadians, canada, canadian goose, canadian geese, canada goose, canada geese, abroad, international, international travel, going abroad, embarrassed, embarrassing, identity, national identity, politics, government, governments, nationality, nationalities"Welcome to America, bitch."
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breakfast, breakfasts, america, american, american breakfast, american breakfasts, french, france, french breakfast, french breakfasts, croissant, croissants, unhealthy, america, american, americans, fat, fats, fatty food, fatty foods, pancakes, pancake breakfast, pancake breakfasts, maple syrup, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, culture clash, culture clashes, welcome, welcomes, greet, greets, greeting, overeat, overeats, overeating, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, health food, health foods, eat, eats, eating, eater, eaters"Perhaps we should provide for the separation of state and entertainment."
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america, american, americans, us, u.s., united states, united states of america, usa, u.s.a., american history, history, independence day, fourth of july, 4th of july, founding fathers, government, governments, american government, politics, thomas jefferson, benjamin franklin, john adams, constitution, constitutions, american constitution, drafting the constitution, drafting the american constitution, draft, drafts, writing, writing the constitution, writing the american constitution, politics, american politics, separation, separation of the church and state, state, states, entertainment, celebrity, celebrities, famous, star, stars, word play, wordplayOur Spies In France: What They Found Out
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france, french, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping, american, americans, spy, spies, spying, ally, allies, alliance, alliances, benign, secret, secrets, break stereotypes, breaking stereotypes, edith piaf, diet, diets, dieting, high fat diet, high fat diets, fashion, chic, dress up, dresses up, dressing up, jerry lewis"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, raising kids, raising children, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, americans, region, regions, regional, coast, coasts, east coast, west coast, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, la, los angeles, bilingual, bilingualism, mixed, blended, wordplay, word play, modern life"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
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attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, barrister, barristers, solicitor, solicitors, law, practicing law, practising law, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, suing, money, profit, profits, court, courts, legal, law degree, law degrees, litigation, litigious, litigious society, vexatious litigation, excessive litigation, america, americans, united states, stereotype, stereotypes, teach a man to fish, proverb, proverbs"This is the most important election of our lifetime."
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kid, kids, child, children, life, lifetime, lifetimes, important, future, election, elections, electing, politics, government, governments, vote, votes, voting, election campaign, election campaigns, politician, politicians, candidate, candidates, voting age, voter, voters, president, presidents, presidential election, presidential elections, senate, senator, senators, representative, representatives, congress, congressman, congressman, congresswoman, congresswomen, governor, governors, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"
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ken burns, documentary, documentaries, american life, american, americans, average guy, average guys, average joe, average joes, documentary subject, documentary subjects, dive, dives, dive bar, dive bars, barfly, barflies, bar fly, bar flies, local bar, local bars, watering hole, watering holes, filmmaker, filmmakers, director, directors, directing"I'm not speaking to you as a Republican or as an American. I'm speaking to you as your grandfather."
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republican, republicans, american, americans, grandfather, grandfathers, granddad, granddads, grandparent, grandparents, grandkid, grandkids, grandson, grandsons, life lesson, life lessons, lecture, lectures, family life, wise words, wise-words, family-life, mentor, mentors, mentoring, mentorship"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."
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Heart of America or Bypass
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