Americans Cartoons

"We'll probably vote for the least qualified candidate. We have no judgment skills."

"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."

"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"

"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."

"Jason, I'd like to let you play, but soccer is a girls' game."

"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."

"Senator, the American people, whom you often mention in your speeches, would like a word with you."

Every Hour in the Untited States, People Eat Three Acres of Pizza.

"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."

"Does it seem like American tourists are less arrogant than they used to be?"

"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."

"Remember, gentlemen, we aren't here just to draft a constitution. We're here to draft the best damned constitution in the world."

"Now when I go abroad I tell everyone I'm a Canadian goose."

"Welcome to America, bitch."

"Perhaps we should provide for the separation of state and entertainment."

Our Spies In France: What They Found Out

"I hear the streets are paved with garbage."

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

"I'm not speaking to you as a Republican or as an American. I'm speaking to you as your grandfather."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

Heart of America or Bypass