"So they hold this conference to figure out why we're becoming extinct, and guess what they have for dinner."
"My lawyer finally got me on the endangered-species list!"
"The first thing you need to do is update your résumé."
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"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."
"No, you didn't wake me. I always sound like this."
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"Sonata for Three Frogs"
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Swatting The Fly Doesn't Work So The Man Eats It
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Man About To Swat Fly With Live Frog
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'Life's a swamp and then you croak.'
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"I don't mind if you come-a- courtin', but lose the sword and pistol."
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"Sign my yearbook?"
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"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
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"Of course, with somone like me, a swimming pool is pretty much a must."
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"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."
"I'm fascinated by body language."
"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."
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"He's very good. He disected my first husband."
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"Of course I love you, ... I just don't want pollywogs."
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"Gosh, Myra, for a frog you've got terrific legs."
"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"
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