Amputate Cartoons

Amputate Cartoons

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"Not in front of the crew!"

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"I was in a different place then."

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"Congratulations! I think we got it all."

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"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."

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"I've been in Paris. The French are much nicer now."

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"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

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Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

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The Grim Reaper

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"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."

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"Nooo. Not my legs."

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"That's me as a boy."

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"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."

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A snowman missing his base begs for change.

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"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."

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Employees must wash hands.

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"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

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