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Amputations Cartoons
Amputations cartoon 1 of 30
"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."
Amputations cartoon 2 of 30
"Nooo. Not my legs."
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serpent, serpents, snake, snakes, garden of eden, eden, god, old testament, genesis, book of genesis, bible story, bible stories, curse, curses, cursing, adam and eve, original sin, leg, legs, lose your legs, loses your legs, losing your legs, leg loss, amputations, amputate, amputates, amputatingAmputations cartoon 3 of 30
"I was in a different place then."
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, profession, professions, career change, career, careers, job change, history, historical, historically, spatula, spatulas, fry, fries, fry cook, line cook, chef, chefs, cooking, cookery, reform, reforms, reformed, reformingAmputations cartoon 4 of 30
"Not in front of the crew!"
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, cat, cats, pet, pets, scratching post, scratches, scratch, scratching, crew, crews, respect, respecting, respectedAmputations cartoon 5 of 30
"The eye patch is just to keep me from fixating on the hook."
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, fixate, fixating, fixation, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signs, handicap, handicapsAmputations cartoon 6 of 30
Tattoo Removal
Amputations cartoon 7 of 30
Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure
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ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, professions, diving, diver, divers, swimming, swim, swims, treasure, treasure chest, treasures, treasure chests, dives, desperate measure, desperate measures, historical, historically, underwater, under waterAmputations cartoon 8 of 30
"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."
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culture clash, literature, literary, culture, cultural, lit major, book, books, book lover, book lovers, bookish, book worm, book worms, pop culture, pop culture reference, moby dick, moby, white whale, whale, whales, whaling, mount, mounted, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, trope, tropes, cliche, cliches, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, sailor, sailors, rugged, shark, barracuda, doctor, doctors, get well soon, get well, surgeon, surgeryAmputations cartoon 9 of 30
"For what it's worth, 'Yo-ho-ho and chilled Pinot Grigio' actually rhymes."
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pirate, pirates, yarr, peg leg, peg legs, hook, hooks, hook hand, pirate captain, amputate, amputations, half and half, half, halfs, limbs, blown off, blown-off, missing limb, missing limbs, body bits, limb, loss of limb, amputated, pirate captain, play on words, word play, word-play, pirate ship, pirateer, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, rhyme, rhymes, sea shanty, sing, singing, song, songs, masculinity, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, preferenceAmputations cartoon 10 of 30
"Insurance covered the broken ankle, but the deductible was painful."
Amputations cartoon 11 of 30
Juggling Axes.
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juggler, jugglers, juggling, juggle, juggles, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, entertainer, entertainers, performer, performers, stuntmen, stuntman, risk assessment, risk assessments, health and safety, circus skill, circus skills, circus, circuses, amputees, amputations, fool, fools, foolish, foolishnessAmputations cartoon 12 of 30
"Here-in case you ever need a shoulder to cry on."
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doctor, doctors, nurse, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, hospital, hospitals, gps, gp, general practitioner, general practitioners, surgery, surgeries, checkup, physical, physician, physicians, doctor's office, doctors office, doctor's offices, doctors offices, shoulder to cry on, friend, friends, med school, med student, med students, medical student, medical students, operation, operations, autopsy, autopsies, amputationsAmputations cartoon 13 of 30
Elephant with Elephant Leg Umbrella Stand and a Prosthetic Limb.
Amputations cartoon 14 of 30
"I think we got all of it."
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hospital, hospitals, patient, patients, healthcare, xray, x-ray, x-rays, xrays, health-care, health care, amputations, amputees, amputated, hospital bed, hospital beds, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, disease, diseases, contagion, contagiousAmputations cartoon 15 of 30
"Mmm...yes...scrumptious—I think we got it all."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, gingerbread, gingerbread man, gingerbread men, food, cookie, cookies, biscuit, biscuits, folklore, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's literature, literature, children's story, children's stories, the gingerbread man, fictional character, fictional characters, eating, delicious, amputationsAmputations cartoon 16 of 30
"Half of me loves being a pirate, and half of me regrets it."
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pirate, pirates, yarr, peg leg, peg legs, hook, hooks, hook hand, pirate captain, amputate, amputations, half and half, half, halfs, limbs, blown off, blown-off, missing limb, missing limbs, body bits, limb, loss of limb, amputated, pirate captain, play on words, word play, word-play, pirate ship, pirateer, privateer, privateers, buccaneer, buccaneers, career, careers, career choice, career choices, career change, change careerAmputations cartoon 17 of 30
"Hey, I'm just happy the transplant worked at all."
Amputations cartoon 18 of 30
"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"
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olde, ye olde, pirate, pirates, yarr, flintlock, flintlocke, crew, crews, pirate ship, pirate ships, captain, capn, cap'n, amputate, amputated, amputations, firework, fireworks, explosive, explosives, volunteer, volunteers, irony, ironic, not again, hook, hooks, peg leg, wooden leg, skull and crossbones, danger, dangers, dangerous, limb, limbs, ominous, ominous sign, ominous signsAmputations cartoon 19 of 30
"Actually, considering how badly the foot was mangled, it's a miracle they could reattach it at all."
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party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, small talk, discussion, discussions, discussing, medical, medicine, miracle, miracles, medical miracle, medical miracles, foot, feet, accident, accidents, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, amputations, limb, limbs, reattachment, reattach, reattached, medical malpractice, malpractice, mistake, mistakes, error, errorsAmputations cartoon 20 of 30
Employees must wash hands.
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hand, hands, employees must wash hands, bathroom, bathrooms, toilet, toilets, sign, signs, clean, cleans, cleaning, cleanliness, employee, employees, hygiene, hygienic, unhygienic, condition, conditions, toilet, toilets, toilet break, toilet breaks, potty break, potty breaks, bathroom break, bathroom breaks, dismember, dismembers, dismembering, dismemberment, amputations, amputate, amputates, amputating, letter of the lawAmputations cartoon 21 of 30
A snowman missing his base begs for change.
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amputees, amputations, amputate, amputates, sled, sleds, snow, snows, snowy, winter, winters, winter weather, beggar, beggars, begging, beg, begs, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers, homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, unfortunate, less fortunate, charity, charities, charitable donation, charitable donations, donation, donations, donor, donorsAmputations cartoon 22 of 30
"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."
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koi, koi fish, ahab, captain ahab, white whale, white whales, moby dick, melville, herman melville, pegleg, peglegs, peg-leg, peg-legs, amputees, amputations, nibble, nibbles, nibbling, bite, bites, biting, nemesis, nemeses, arch-nemesis, enemy, enemiesAmputations cartoon 23 of 30
An elephant missing a foot stands next to an umbrella stand.
Amputations cartoon 24 of 30
A pirate fishes using his hook.
Amputations cartoon 25 of 30
"Congratulations! I think we got it all."
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doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, in surgery, hospital, hospitals, cancer, cancerous, cancers, get well soon, ill, illness, unwell, patient, patients, recover, recovery, recovering, recuperate, recuperating, recuperation, amputate, amputations, cancer treatment, cancer treatments, overkill, mistake, mistakes, unnecessary, misjudge, misjudging, misjudgedMore cartoons with the keyword 'amputations'