"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
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"So there you were, trapped in a no-future job."
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"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."
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Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.
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Tags:juggler, jugglers, juggling, juggle, juggles, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, entertainer, entertainers, performer, performers, stuntmen, stuntman, risk assessment, risk assessments, health and safety, circus skill, circus skills, circus, circuses, amputee, amputees, amputation, amputations, fool, fools, foolish, foolishness
Elephant with Elephant Leg Umbrella Stand and a Prosthetic Limb.
"I think we got all of it."
"I've been in Paris. The French are much nicer now."
"I lost it in a legal minefield."
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A snowman missing his base begs for change.
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"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."
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An elephant missing a foot stands next to an umbrella stand.
A pirate fishes using his hook.
A couple watches as a frog in a wheelchair exits a restaurant's kitchen near a sign that says "Try our Frog's legs".
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Try our frogs' legs.
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Multiple Amputee Twister
"Can you please identify which hand was mistakenly amputated."