"Thank you. You've been a great audience."
"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."
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"We are not amused."
"That just never gets old!"
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You must be this tall.
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"Your remote control, sire."
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"I said I'm the bluebird of happiness. I didn't say I'm the bluebird of fun."
"It's sad, but it's not laugh-out-loud sad."
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"But, seriously folks…."
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"Look! He just told those ladies not to squeeze the toilet paper and yet he's doing the same thing!"
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A man waits for his child on a snail animal ride.
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Tunnel of sponsored content
"He put the 'fun' in funding."