"Dow Jonesy enough for you?"
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"Personally, I liked this roller coaster a lot better before the Federal Reserve Board got hold of it."
Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes
Tags:mob, mafia, gang, gangster, gangsters, mobster, mobsters, killer, killers, killing, kill, kills, murder, murders, murderers, murderer, victim, victims, swimming with the fish, cement shoes, drowning, waterslide, waterslides, water slide, water slides, waterpark, waterparks, theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, pool, pools, dark humor, dark humour, death
"Maybe we should reschedule. It's bark-to-bark up here and Waze says it's forty minutes to the lazy river."
Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.
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Tunnel of Safety
Tags:hazmat suit, hazmat suits, health and safety, health & safety, safety inspector, safety inspectors, health inspector, health inspectors, fairground attraction, fairground attractions, amusement park, amusement parks, ride, rides, risk assessment, risk assessments, precaution, precautions, hazard, hazards
Roller Coaster Ski Ramp
Tags:ski, skiing, skier, skiers, ski slope, ski slopes, ski jump, ski jumps, roller coaster, roller coasters, fun fair, fun fairs, ski ramp, ski ramps, going round in circles, loop, looping, never ending loop, perpetual motion, snow, snowing, ski resort, ski resorts, theme park, theme parks, perpetual motion machine, perpetual motion machines, thermodynamics, laws of thermodynamics, amusement park, amusement parks
"No wonder we could get tickets."
Tags:office, offices, office worker, office workers, monotony, monotonous, disappointment, let down, let-down, fair ground, fairground, fun fair, fun fair, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fairground ride, ride, rides, fairground rides, office job, office jobs, career option, career options, prospect, career prospects, career prospect, prospects, merry go round, marry-go-round, undesirable, undesirable jobs, undesirable job, boring job, boring jobs
A subway to Coney Island.
Guess your weight-related illness.
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, scales, guess your weight, guessing your weight, carnival, carnivals, carnival game, carnival games, fair, fairs, weigh, weight, weights, heavy, heaviness, obese, obesity, obesity epidemic, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, health problem, health problems, heart condition, heart conditions, heart attack, heart attacks, heat disease, heart diseases, diagnose, diagnosis, diagnosing
You must be this tall.
Tags:nasa, national aeronautics and space administration, space force, spaceforce, n.a.s.a., ride, rides, amusement park, amusement, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, theme-parks, theme-park, space, spaceship, ships, rocket, rockets, space ship, spaceships, space ships, space craft, spacecraft, spacecrafts, spacecrafts, you must be this tall, height, heights, height limits, minimum, minimum height, astronaut, astronauts, cosmonaut, cosmonauts
Tunnel of Whale Guts
Last Chance For Reality
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
Tags:bumper cars, bumper car, bumper-car, bumper-cars, ride, rides, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fair, fairs, attraction, attractions, fairground, fairgrounds, kid, kids, child, children, traffic, traffic cop, traffic cops, officer, officers, police, police officer, police officer, cop, cops, pull over, pulled over, traffic stop, traffic stops, police bike, police bikes, motorbike, motorbikes, motorcycle, motorcycle, vehicle, vehicles, car, cars, safety, law, laws, rules
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
Tags:circus, circuses, theme park, theme parks, fun fair, fun fairs, funfair, funfairs, consumerism, consumer, consumer, consumerist, commercialism, capitalism, capitalism, modern day, modern society, modern attitudes, modern day attitudes, overeating, overeat, over eating, over eat, junk food, junk foods, unhealthy foods, unhealthy food, obesity, obesity issues, obesity issue, weight issue, weight issues, weight problem, weight problems, obesity problem, obesity problem, weighing scales, scales, amusement park, amusement parks, weight gain, unhealthy weight gain, fair, fairs, carnival, carnivals, popcorn, candyfloss, cotton candy
Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.
Tags:carnival ride, carnival, carnivals, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, mobile phones, mobile phone, cell phone, cell phones, social media, social medias, unsocial media, unsocial medias, modern, cyberspace, internet, www, world wide web, modern life, modern times, internet addiction, internet addict, internet addicts, mobile addict, mobile addiction, mobile addicts, screen time, mobile device, mobile devices, alone time, privacy, private, sneaking away, sneak off, sneaking off
"Well, there's never going to be a perfect time to start a family."
"When they built this, Jeremy, parks didn't have themes."
Tags:park, parks, city park, city parks, public park, public parks, central park, common, commons, garden, gardens, landscaper, landscaping, children, child, questions children ask, childhood, parents, parenthood, family outing, family outings, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park, theme parks, carnival, carnivals, public space, public spaces, new york, new york city, nyc, naive, naiveté, nuclear family, nuclear families, history
Danbury Theme Parks
Tags:man's inhumanity to man, amor vincit omnia, caravaggio, theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, tourist attraction, tourist attractions, tourist, tourists, crime spree, crime sprees, collective unconscious, fairground, fairgrounds, fair ground, fair grounds, highway, highways, motorway, motorways, sign, signs
People enter an amusement park airplane ride through a metal detector.
Tags:metal detector, metal detectors, airport, airports, security, security line, security lines, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, security theater, security theatre, homeland security, paranoid, paranoia, shooting, shootings, mass shooting, mass shootings, gun, guns, fear, fears, fearful, culture of fear, cultures of fear, tsa agent, tsa agents, overdo it, overdoes it, overdoing it
Tunnel of Life
Tags:amusement park, amusement parks, funfair, funfairs, theme park, theme parks, theme park ride, theme park rides, water park, water parks, the tunnel of love, disappointing, disappointment, disappointments, growing up, life choices, monotony, monotonous, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, low expectations
Tunnel of TV
Tags:modern life, modern times, carnival, carnival ride, carnival rides, watches tv, watching tv, modern update, binge watch, binge watches, binge watching, binge, binges, bingeing, theme park, theme parks, theme park ride, theme park ride, tie-in, tie-ins, movie tie-in, movie tie-ins, amusement park, amusement parks
Tags:refund, refunds, no refunds, amusement park, amusement parks, fair, fairs, theme park, theme parks, funfair, funfairs, theme park ride, theme parks rides, funfair ride, funfair rides, water park, water parks, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, disappointed, disappointing, unlucky, relationship, love, modern life, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, split up, splitting ups
"I can't answer that because of attorney-client fun day."
Tags:n.r.a., nra, national rifle association, gun control, gun controls, gun law, gun laws, gun debate, gun debates, gun, guns, arms ban, gun ban, gun bans, gun license, gun licenses, gun lobby, gun lobbyist, gun lobbyists, second amendment, 2nd amendment, amusement park, amusement parks, concealed weapons license, gun enthusiast, gun enthusiasts