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Analysts Cartoons

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Analysts cartoon

"Wow! You need professional help."

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"Don't worry. Fantasies about devouring the doctor are perfectly normal."

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"Scratch my head, would you?"

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"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

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"He's a mental-health critic."

Artist: Gregory, Alex   Search ID: CC135354   High Res: 4611x2092 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: mental health, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing, mental health problem, mental health problems, therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, headshrinking, doctor, doctors, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, analyst, analysts, analysis, psychoanalysis, psychoanalyst, psychoanalysts, mental health clinic, mental health clinics, judge, judges, judgement, judgements, judgment, judgments

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"But I like living in the past. It's where I grew up."

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"I'll say a normal word, then you say the first sick thing that pops into your head."

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"My goodness, Marion. Our dishes are so spotless, I can see deep within my hollow, tormented soul!"

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"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."

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"Well, you certainly solved your little Oedipus problem since I saw you last."

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For some reason, we're not appealing enough to those awful little bastards everyone hates."

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Siggy

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"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

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"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"

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"Sir, he left a suicide deck."

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"This is not going to help my Messianic complex, doctor."

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Psychoses on tape

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Group Therapy

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"You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rabbit. Now just what do you mean by that, Mrs. Sprague?"

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"What does that one look like to you?"

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"Legally, I have the right to talk as slowly and boringly about all your options as I want."

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"Study after study shows that more and more people are participating in studies."

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"I wouldn't call you crazy. But only because nobody uses that word anymore."

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"Analysts blamed the market's volatility on computer-directed trading while computers blamed it on analyst-directed trading."

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"We have lots of information technology. We just don't have any information."

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