The Anatomy Lesson (After Rembrandt)
"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."
"I just wish I could loosen up like you."
Entering America's Heartland
Clubland: Belly Button Night
"Are the Hairless bods historically accurate?"
"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."
"The human being can survive for three weeks without food, and three seconds without correcting someone's grammar."
"There's a small gland in the center of the skull called the pituitary, and . . ."
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If Pigs Could Fly
"Raising the minimum wage is a no-brainer, so why can't a spineless Congress do it."
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Please adjust your set.
"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"
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"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
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"I've always known R.H. would be able to do that!"
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A woman in a butcher shop spots a map of human anatomy on the wall.
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"Now we'd like to ask the audience to name an organ to remove."
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"Sorry - this was supposed to be a map of Peru!"
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"Bile exits the gallbladder, passes through the cystic duct, gets released into the intestines, and, ultimately, winds up on the Internet."
Gross anatomy. Not so bad anatomy