Ancestor Cartoons

Ancestor Cartoons

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Jimmy, Sixth-Generation Pain in the Ass.

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"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

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"The mountain wants four more years, but we have decided to worship the moon."

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The Descendants

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Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.

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"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."

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"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

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"I don't know where she gets it. My mother's father was the only long one in our family."

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"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

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Third-Degree White Belt

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"Neat ancestors - biological?"

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"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."

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"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

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"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."

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"But now you're free - free like our bold forebears to seek your fortune in the untamed wilds."

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"Not only do I curse you but your descendants also. Know that they will be so heavily taxed they'll be forced to open this castle as a tourist attraction!"

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"Your ancestors ruled the Earth, Mr. Tucker - you're gonna have to ease up a bit!"

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"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."

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"Arthur is a cast-iron lawn ornament on his father's side."

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You could be a Medici!

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"My ancestors are from labrador but that's the back story."

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An family approaches the entrance to a park with a banner saying "Welcome to the Cooper family reunion"; a nearby van has a sign that reads "DNA verification required before entering grounds".

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"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."

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"This is the spot I was telling you about."

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"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."

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