Jimmy, Sixth-Generation Pain in the Ass.
Third-Degree White Belt
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"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."
"Just reclaiming my Latino roots."
"Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... Dead ... You're talking to Edward the Younger."
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"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"
"We were once a great civilization."
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"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."
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"Neat ancestors - biological?"
"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."
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"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
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An family approaches the entrance to a park with a banner saying "Welcome to the Cooper family reunion"; a nearby van has a sign that reads "DNA verification required before entering grounds".
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"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
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"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
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"Arthur is a cast-iron lawn ornament on his father's side."
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"Your ancestors ruled the Earth, Mr. Tucker - you're gonna have to ease up a bit!"
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"My ancestors are from labrador but that's the back story."
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"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
Herb got in touch with his inner monkey.
You could be a Medici!
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"I don't know where she gets it. My mother's father was the only long one in our family."
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"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
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"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."
"But now you're free - free like our bold forebears to seek your fortune in the untamed wilds."
"Well, if it isn't the dawn of civilization."
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