Jimmy, Sixth-Generation Pain in the Ass.
Third-Degree White Belt
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"Just reclaiming my Latino roots."
"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"
"We were once a great civilization."
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"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."
"Neat ancestors - biological?"
"I really should be howling."
"The country grandpa came from was a stinking hellhole of unspeakable poverty where everyone was always happy."
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An family approaches the entrance to a park with a banner saying "Welcome to the Cooper family reunion"; a nearby van has a sign that reads "DNA verification required before entering grounds".
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"I got my DNA analysis back. Guess what - I'm a Hapsburg."
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"It belonged to my great great great. . . . creepy Uncle Edgar."
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"Arthur is a cast-iron lawn ornament on his father's side."
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"Your ancestors ruled the Earth, Mr. Tucker - you're gonna have to ease up a bit!"
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"My ancestors are from labrador but that's the back story."
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"Ordinarily, I'm deeply, completely happy, ...then, wham! I remember we're related to chickens."
You could be a Medici!
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"I don't know where she gets it. My mother's father was the only long one in our family."
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"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
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"Yes, Jeffrey, it too brave men to settle the West. But it also took a particular kind of courage to stay right here in Darien."
"But now you're free - free like our bold forebears to seek your fortune in the untamed wilds."
"Your old Jewish mother with some pickled herring, sir. To remind you of your roots,"
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"This is the spot I was telling you about."
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"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."
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