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Anchor's Away

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"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."

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The 6 A.M. News Team

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"On a personal note, my wife, Ann, and I have agreed to separate, as I've fallen in love with the sound of my own voice."

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"That's the news for tonight, I'm Jim Lehrer. Goodnight, Robin."

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"Losers outnumbered gainers today. Still, they all played the game."

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"Good news on Wall Street today"

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"Today, not only did the President refuse to answer reporters' questions but every single official in the country, high and low, also refused to answer reporters' questions."

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"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

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"Denise, will you be my co-anchor?"

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"Turning to the City Hall forecast, this brief period of contrition will be followed by increasing testiness, leading to major squalls on Monday."

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"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

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"This just in: there's no such thing as breaking news."

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"Hey! This is news."

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"And, when we come back, Liz will be here with lots more lip gloss."

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"According to figures released today, last month's gains in productivity were completely negated by this month's gains in counter productivity."

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"President Gorbachev had his hands full again today."

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"And in the Dakotas—plenty of this!"

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"Like it? It's a Morley Safer."

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"And now for a rebuttal."

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"Why a market 'correction'? Why can't the market get it right the first time?"

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"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

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"I think he looks very anchorly today."

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"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

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"So, for Ralph, Betsy, and the rest of us here at Action News, good night!"

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