Ancient Cartoons

"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

"Only time will tell whether this merger makes sense or not."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"He died young."

"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."

Easter eggs hidden around Easter Island.

"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"I get it!"

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."

Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them

The Lesser Pyramids

"Mow lawn, take out garbage, water plants, weed garden."

"Preparing to Cross the Alps: Hannibal's Address to his Elephants

"They, like, invented retro."

"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."

"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"

"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."

"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."

Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."

"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."