"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."
Tags:medicine, medical, doctor, doctors, anaesthesiology, anaesthesiologist, anaesthesiologists, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, unconscious, club, clubs, hit, knock out, knocked out, knock-out, knocked-out, put to sleep, patient, patients, prehistoric, cavemen, caveman, cave, caves, history, prehistory, ancient
"Only time will tell whether this merger makes sense or not."
Tags:merger, mergers, corporation, corporations, acquisition, acquisitions, business, big business, ship, ships, boat, boats, rowing, rows, ancient history, ancient, greek, greece, slavery, thoughtless, stupid, pointless, businesses, combine, fuse, different, contrast, contrasting, contrasts, commerce, worker, workers, executive, executives, time will tell, makes sense
"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, ancient greece, greece, greek, greek history, myth, myths, legend, legends, trojan war, agamemnon, clytemnestra, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, marriage, marriages, married life, separate, separation, separations, separate amicably, amicable separation, amicable separations, divorce, divorces, amicable divorce, amicable divorces, divorce amicably, split, amicable split, split amicably, friendly, amicably, amicable, friend, friends, friendship, peaceful, peacefully, murder, murders, murdered, killed, stabbed, drama, dramatic
"He died young."
Tags:history, historical, egypt, ancient, ancient egypt, egyptian, pyramids, giza, pyramid, tomb, tombs, grave, graves, death, dead, young, youth, died young, age, ages, child, children, kid, kids, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, small, tiny, mini, tourist, tourists, tourism, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archeology, archeologist, archeologists
"You've got someone's shirt caught on your left horn."
Tags:viking, vikings, pillage, pillaging, raid, raiding, less talking more raiding, ancient, ancient history, historical, horned, horn, horns, horned helmet, helmet, helmets, caught, problem, problems, hat, hats, shirt, shirts, boat, longboat, norse, nordic, armor, armour, europe, european history, european, myth, myths, mythology, early modern, medieval
Easter eggs hidden around Easter Island.
"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
Tags:pyramids, pyramid, ancient pyramids, ancient pyramid, pyramid of giza, pyramids of giza, great pyramid of giza, great pyramids of giza, egyptians, egypt, ancient egypt, egyptian, slavery, understatement, understated, slaver, slave driver, construction, construct, constructs, thank, thanking, thanks, building, build, consolation, history, old, historical, ancient, ancients, egyptology, egyptologist, egyptologists, pharaoh, pharaohs
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Tags:ozymandias, percy bysshe shelley, poet, poets, famous poet, famous poets, english poet, english poets, literature, poetry, poem, poems, sonnet, sonnets, ramesses ii, rameses ii, ramses ii, the great, pharaoh, pharaohs, king, kings, egypt, egpytian, ancient, history, historical, building, buildings, construction, roadwork, roadworks, manhole, manholes, mighty, despair, work, works, work in progress, barrier, barriers, mental health, english major, english majors, crazy, hallucinating, hallucination, hallucinations
"I get it!"
Tags:science, pseudo, animals, history, olden days, ancient, space, cat, cats, stonehenge, ancient technology, ancient technologies, wonder of the world, wonders of the world, druid, druids, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, enlightenment, enlightened, get it, gets it, getting it, understanding, intelligence, animal intelligence
"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your money."
Tags:history, historical, rome, ancient romans, ancient rome, roman, romans, roman empire, ancient, friend, friends, countrymen, countryman, lend me your swords, lend me your money, money, tax, taxes, taxation, paying taxes, finances, politician, politicians, speech, speeches, politics, government, governments, orator, orators, political speech, political speeches, bailout, bailouts, cliche, cliches, catch phrase, catch phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, big government, tax and spend, taxing and spending, greed, government greed, stimulus, stimulus package, bailout, bailouts, bailing out, bailed out, tax office, irs, internal revenue service
Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them
Tags:drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills, happy pills, sad pills, tragedy, tragedies, comedy, comedies, greek, greece, drama, dramas, play, plays, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, melpomene, thalia, ancient, ancient greece, history, historical
The Lesser Pyramids
Tags:history, historical, ancient, egypt, egyptian, pyramid, pyramids, giza, lesser, restaurant, restaurants, bar, bars, pub, pubs, cocktail, cocktails, hamburger, hamburgers, burger, burgers, fast food, photo, photos, studio, studios, printer, printers, building, buildings, architecture, retail, consumerism, capitalism
"Mow lawn, take out garbage, water plants, weed garden."
Tags:history, historical, artifact, artifacts, ancient, ruin, ruins, carving, carvings, stone, stone carving, stone carvings, writing, language, inscription, inscriptions, investigate, research, researcher, researchers, linguist, linguists, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, archaeological site, archaeological sites, archaeological dig, archaeological digs, to-do-list, to-do-lists, list, lists, chore list, chore lists, checklist, checklists, chore, chores, errand, errands, housework, housekeeping
"Preparing to Cross the Alps: Hannibal's Address to his Elephants
Tags:history, historical, ancient, rome, roman, romans, roman empire, carthage, carthaginian, hannibal, second punic war, crossing the alps, animal, animals, elephant, elephants, pachyderm, pachyderms, african, africans, problem, problems, speech, speeches, address, addresses, addressing, speaking, army, armies, war, wars, military, military strategy, military strategies, understand, understanding, encouragement, encouraging, inspiration, inspirational, inspiring, nothing to lose
"They, like, invented retro."
Tags:history, historical, ancient, greek, greece, pantheon, temple, temples, column, columns, architecture, ruin, ruins, invention, inventions, invented, inventor, inventors, retro, vintage, antique, travel, tourism, traveller, travellers, travelling, traveler, travelers, traveling, tourist, tourists, backpacker, backpackers, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, dumb
"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, food, cat food, religion, religious, pagan, god, gods, offering, offerings, angry, upset, unhappy, tuna, egg, priest, priests, high priest, high priests, temple, temples, statue, statues, ancient, history, historical
"Salted nuts or chewing gum?"
Tags:greek, greece, ancient, history, historical, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, folklore, underworld, styx, river styx, hades, afterworld, hell, charon, kharon, ferrymen, ferryman, death, dead, life after death, ferry, ferries, boat, boats, ship, ships, cruise, cruises, journey, journeys, trip, trips, travelling, traveller, travellers, traveling, traveler, travelers, tourist, tourists, tourism, travel, voyage, voyages, air travel, sea travel, airline, airlines, salted nuts, nuts, mixed nuts, chewing gum, gum, bubblegum, snack, snacks, vendor, vendors, customer service, service, passenger, passengers, customer, customers, soul, souls
"I'm in herbs—celebrating the ancient link between women and plants."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, woman, women, plant, plants, herb, herbs, ancient, celebrating, link, links, relationship, relationships, connection, connections, academic, academics, environment, nature, gardening, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, botany, botanist, botanists, plant lady, plant ladies
"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."
Tags:ancient, history, troy, trojan, trojan horse, greek, greece, horse, horses, dog, dogs, animal, animals, trick, tricks, castle, castles, kingdom, kingdoms, guard, guards, gate, gates, cute, tick, ticks, mite, mites, flea, fleas, disease, diseases, puppy, puppies, stray, strays, stray dog, stray dogs, homeless, carrier, carriers, hiding, hidden, overrun, trojan dog, dangerous, risky, risk, danger, dangers, unsafe
Hermes, Process Server Of The Gods
Tags:myth, myths, legend, legends, greek, greece, ancient, religion, religious, god, gods, greek mythology, hermes, messenger, messengers, process server, process servers, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, lawsuit, lawsuits, litigation, litigious, legal action, legal notification, summons, service
"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."
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Ancient Landmarks of New York City
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Sphinx cat and mummy mouse
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"This wasn't commissioned by the Emperor. This is just my random thoughts on stuff."
"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."
Tags:tragedy, tragedies, comedy, comedies, greek, greece, drama, dramas, play, plays, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, melpomene, thalia, ancient, ancient greece, history, historical, smile, frown, sad, happy, emotion, emotions, feelings, mental health, depression, handle, handling, manage, managing, hide, hiding, mask, masks, emotional, problem, problems, psychology, psychological, entertainment