"Yeah, but the one in Vegas has an endless shrimp buffet."
Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.
"He died young."
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"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."
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"But Moses, if I let your people go I'll have to let everybody's people go."
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"Thanks, guys. Looks great!"
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"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
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"So, where do you see yourself in five thousand years?"
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"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."
Sphinx cat and mummy mouse
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"Think it over very carefully. After all, it's the biggest single investment you'll ever make."
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"He'll have abandonment issues."
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"Wait, this is yesterday's."
"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
"We forgot his Teddy bear."
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"And that's my tomb."
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Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
"This one was built with American aid."
"Your people will remember you for the money you saved them by not building a pyramid."
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"Notice how it's been all downhill ever since they opened King Tut's tomb?"
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The Sphinx Speaks
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"That explains the shape."
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Bedtime Of The Gods
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"What part of oil lamp next to double squiggle over ox don't you understand?"
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