Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.
"Just so you know, I'm taking all this with me into the afterlife."
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"So, where do you see yourself in five thousand years?"
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"Let's hope that with the passage of time the human race will become three-dimensional."
"Think it over very carefully. After all, it's the biggest single investment you'll ever make."
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"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
"And that's my tomb."
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Mechanical Sphinx Ride.
"This one was built with American aid."
"That explains the shape."
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Closed for Renovation
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The Day They Invented Papyrus
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Ancient Egyptian Game Show
The Parting of the Red Maze
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"I think they were a civilization that celebrated middle age!"
"I hope you realize your late arrivals for work seriously upset the museum's visitors!"
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"This might go a long way toward explaining how they built the pyramids!"
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"It says 'knock on the third door to the right and ask for Cleo.'"
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I miss words...
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"I think my harem is seeing someone else."
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"But as a Sun God, do you really want 'cozy'?"
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"This is our most popular model."
"Nothing to worry about. It seems you have two left feet."